The reason California's broke

[retdetsgt]

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files
a $5 million suit against the State.


Montana:

The Governor of Montana is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a ..45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Montana is not.

[Samuel]

You forgot to mention that the coyote was in CA illegally to begin with, had previously been deported several times, was repeatedly re-entering to bear offspring in CA, was not paying any taxes but was getting free medical care, and was being supported by all the other coyotes (legitimate and illegitimate) already living in CA - many of whom occupy positions of power in our government...

[sparrow803]

Glad I live in Iowa - we sent all our coyotes to the State Gov., oooops no wait a minute those were assess, sorry.

[retdetsgt]

Glad I live in Iowa - we sent all our coyotes to the State Gov., oooops no wait a minute those were assess, sorry.

When Oregon closed most of its mental health facilities, many ran for and were elected to the legislature.