OK who would win? Bush or Kerry in a knock-em-out, drag-em-out fight.
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Thread: Bush vs Kerry fist fight :p
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11-07-04 10:48 PM #1
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Bush vs Kerry fist fight :p
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11-07-04 10:51 PM #2Jynkxxie Guest
I heard once that Kerry got a Purple Heart for a Scratch on his hand...I know that is complete bull****, but...I still would have to go with my Texan. He doesn't strike me as someone who is vein enough to worry about the effects of scrapping. Plus...He digs guns!
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11-07-04 10:52 PM #3
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I say Bush. Especially after seeing Kerry throw that girly pitch at the what'sit baseball game a few months ago.
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11-07-04 10:53 PM #4
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..with a jaw like kerrys it would behard to knock him out!! :p
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11-07-04 10:57 PM #5
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LMAO! you have a good point there! :D
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11-07-04 10:59 PM #6
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Gotta go with GWB...I just cant imagine Kerry scrappin'... no I cant.
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11-07-04 11:00 PM #7
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Bush, and if I'm wrong the Secret Service will promptly make me right again :D;)
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11-07-04 11:48 PM #8
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Long arms, long reach. Bush would have to get in close... I'll give it to Kerry in a fistfight, but maybe Bush can take him in a No-Holds-Barred match.
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11-08-04 12:05 AM #9
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kerry would be in his corner saying "ok I'm ready", "no I'm not" yes I am !!"
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11-08-04 12:57 AM #10
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Bwhahaha...LOL! Originally Posted by andytelford
I think that Kerry would be more concerned about breaking a nail or ruffling his hair. He just strikes me as a girlyman._____________________________________
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11-08-04 07:14 AM #11
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John Kerry: Throws a baseball like a girl, catches a football like a girl. Would probably box open handed with nails exposed.... LIKE A GIRLY MAN! :D
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11-08-04 11:36 AM #12
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Aside from being a Texan, Bush is an athlete. John Kerry couldn't cry his way out of a wet paper bag. Bush would knock the Botox right out of Kerry's Herman Munster lookin-face.
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11-08-04 11:44 AM #13
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Kerry sez fighting's for the underclass.
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11-08-04 12:04 PM #14Jynkxxie GuestOr as Switch would say..."He's got a nicer bike!" ;) Originally Posted by Bodhi3047
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11-08-04 06:07 PM #15
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Kerry would win.
People who fight dirty, usually do and don't they say 'good guys finish last'.
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