He just wanted another sammich

[MikeG]

Rule #1: Don't drive while intoxicated
Rule #2: If you do drive intoxicated, don't pass out in the McDonalds drivethru
Rule #3: Don't answer "I just want a sammich" when asked if you need medical attention after being awakened by LEO (somehow I think 'sudo "get me a sammich"' is lost cause on LEO's.)
Rule #4: Don't give a false name and address - of a registered sex offender - when asked about ID.

0 for 4 with this guy. I only hope some of the local chicago folks here were entertained by this genius for a few minutes.

I guess the only question is if the jail staff gave him a sammich when he arrived. Should have booked him under registered sex offender name and put him in GP for lesson.

I'm betting the first phone call was to his RSO friend "dude, you never told me that. Not cool. I never would have tried framing you with the DUI if I'd have known how much trouble this would be."

Motorist who passed out in drive-through `just wanted another McDonald's sandwich' - chicagotribune.com

A man was arrested after he and another man passed out in their SUV while waiting in the drive-through lanes of the Rock ‘N Roll McDonald’s in the River North neighborhood early Sunday, officials said.

Officers awakened the somnulant Dixon and ordered him to put the vehicle in park and hand over the keys.

When they asked Dixon if he needed any medical attention or an ambulance, he said no, he “just wanted another McDonald’s sandwich,’’ the report said.

Dixon could not provide any identification and officers noticed his speech was slurred. His breath had a very strong odor of alcohol, police said.

Dixon intially gave police a false name and home address that turned out to be that of a registered sex offender from Memphis, Tenn.

I'm not an expert, but after reading the 'probable cause' thread, I'm thinking: "yup. this is 'probable cause.' lots of it."

[mcsap]

Alcohol multiplies stupidity by a factor of three.

[pafindr]

Don't answer "I just want a sammich" when asked if you need medical attention after being awakened by LEO (somehow I think 'sudo "get me a sammich"' is lost cause on LEO's.)

Does it make me a geek or a nerd that I found that extremely funny.

[MikeG]

Does it make me a geek or a nerd that I found that extremely funny.

Yes, but it's old meme so not sure ?!?? All real geeks and nerds would find it stale and tired. ;)

[pafindr]

LOL

Ok I didn't know it was a meme so it makes me a nerd