A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work.'
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01-01-08 11:03 PM #1
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Modern medical advancements...
We bring evil things to evil people, kicking in a door near you!
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I believe this is posted in the wrong section...please see the "police jokes and humor" section
Can we get a ban please?"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
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01-02-08 10:36 AM #3
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Originally Posted by greg72982
Sure.. let me make sure I get this right (you know, my typing sucks):
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:DWe bring evil things to evil people, kicking in a door near you!
."In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But,
in practice, there is."
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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like
an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig
was'committed'."
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When the wolf attacks, he will find not all who run with the flock are sheep!
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01-02-08 12:54 PM #4
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lol you did it too....
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