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Press 1 to hysterically shriek at me in another language.
Press 2 to demand that we parent/babysit your child.
Press 3 to complain about how you pay our salaries.
Press 4 to find out if your good-for-nothing baby-daddy/son/brother is in jail.
Press 5 to whine about the officer who just gave you a ticket instead of "catching real criminals."
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"If You Open It, You Get The WHOLE Can." - Capt. "Petey"
"Absorb What Is Useful." - Sigung Bruce
You're talking to me like you have too many teeth in your mouth.
If Stupidity was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.
"Stupidity isn't supposed to make sense. That's why we call it stupidity." - Big Sexy
"**** 'em, just shoot the cocksuckers." - Cat Doc
"You can't let a fat chick make you sad." - CityOfChicago
"Somebody needs to start issuing lives to people." - RDS
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