Average running time?

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lol I'm with Pathos this thread has turned from fitness to fatness to being chased by dogs although the spray is a good idea knowing * my * luck I would spray a dog only to later get sued for animal cruelty but still not a bad idea I might steal it just in case....or I could always invest in the shoes above for 160$ for that price they have to be destined to make you run faster right?