I play indoor soccer on our local Buffalo LEO team in order to get into running shape for the Police Olympics in June. Some of you might remember that last year the Buffalo LEO team won the Gold Medal by beating NYPD in a David and Goliath matchup.
So, hoping to make sure it wasn't a fluke, we all are playing during the winter against various teams here. Last week we played against a group of kids and old guys (The old guys may of been in thier early 20's) who just beat the crap outta all of us. Our usual goalie is a cop from a little PD below Buffalo, but he couldn't make the late game. I was "volun-told" to be the goalie for some reason. Stevie Wonder could of done a better job stopping those shots than I did. Granted that this is only my second year of organized soccer to start with, and I don't think it will ever be more than an ex-football guy running around trying to kick the ball, but what I managed to show at goal was embarrassing! It was close....at 11-2!
My friends tried to be stand up guys and gals and tell me that it wasn't my fault since they weren't able to keep up or defend the youngsters either, but all I could do was laugh and say "No, no I just really suck at goalie!:p "
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04-03-06 01:35 PM #1
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I suck at goalie!
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04-03-06 02:09 PM #2
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You should've let your dog play "sweeper" to even things out a bit. :D
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04-03-06 03:32 PM #3
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Did anyone call you "swiss-cheese", even though it is hockey, we had a nickname for a goalie of ours who couldn't stop a puck if his life depended on it.
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04-21-06 04:30 PM #4
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Theres an easy fix for a bad goalie in hockey, get the FAT kid... No the REALLY fat kid.
Soccer is alittle different, one mus be HUUUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEEEEe to block a soccer goal"Det. Tim Bayliss: You never say please. You never say thank you.
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04-21-06 04:41 PM #5
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QUOTE=K-9MALY] I was "volun-told" to be the goalie for some reason.
No, no I just really suck at goalie!:p "[/QUOTE]
No worrie mate, you won't ever be volunteered for goalie again. hehehehehehe
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04-21-06 04:42 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Welpe
That would have been funny.GeorgiaCarry.org is an influential civil rights organization committed to not resting until the State of Georgia ceases all infringements upon the people's natural right to keep and bear arms that is protected by both the constitutions of Georgia and the USA. It's members include prominent legislators, captains of industry, members of the armed forces, police officers, parents, academics, lawyers, and citizens from all walks of life.
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