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    More important than 'legal' the question is how....

    Is it illegal to trick a adult woman to get her consent to grab her buttocks?

    I read that if you get consent from a woman to touch her sexually it is legal, is that true?
    Greg's knowledge of female sexuality is book learned. What book is he reading?

    P.S. Does 'trick' include promising to do the dishes and then 'forgetting'? Because it works and I don't think it's illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    Greg's knowledge of female sexuality is book learned. What book is he reading?

    P.S. Does 'trick' include promising to do the dishes and then 'forgetting'? Because it works and I don't think it's illegal.
    If just lying to get sex were illegal, they'd be a lot of ex cons on the street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    If just lying to get sex were illegal, they'd be a lot of ex cons on the street.
    High schools and colleges would be a prison unto themselves.

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    A new maxim to live by:

    If a few cops make a joke, that means all cops will joke, therefore what they are joking about is legal.
    Judge: You've been charged with sexual assault of a female barnyard animal. How do you plead?
    Tony: I tricked her fair and square. Two hoof taps for 'yes' is what I got, but she thought I was asking if she wanted a banana. heh, heh. I read it was all okay if I tricked her into saying 'yes.' Plus the cops were all joking about it so that makes everything nice and legal. I got that on the intertubes.
    Judge: So are you pleading 'Stupid' or 'Twisted?'

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