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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by marinepilot View Post
    Greg does this all the time....
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    He's going to send the * killer* attack squirrel to your house for that one.... as well as he should hope you have your combat gear ready....
    I'm betting Greg feeds the squirrels left handed. Furries are strange people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    I'm betting Greg feeds the squirrels left handed. Furries are strange people.
    poor little thing does'nt stand a chance does he?? I think he's given up trying to defend himself...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    I found out just how right handed I am......
    See that's the difference between "Us" and "Yous" Sir
    I found it difficult to do things right handed after my shoulder operation...
    Your toilets flush the wrong way, drive on the opposite side of the road, and you guys brake your left side limbs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kels View Post
    Gee, that looks like it hurts....

    I took a tumble on the way to a call.
    Right wrist is broken.
    Arm is now immobolized from half way down the shoulder.
    We are waiting for swelling to go down.

    Ever try to type left handed?
    I actually thought the worst thing to hear from the Doc was
    "Gee, now where has my watch gone? had it on just b4 your check up"

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    Quote Originally Posted by QldCop View Post
    I actually thought the worst thing to hear from the Doc was
    "Gee, now where has my watch gone? had it on just b4 your check up"
    Along those lines, one of the best advice from my dad (other than the three F's rule and renting), "Get a woman doctor. They have smaller knuckles."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    Along those lines, one of the best advice from my dad (other than the three F's rule and renting), "Get a woman doctor. They have smaller knuckles."
    Depending on where you live, that might not be true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    Along those lines, one of the best advice from my dad (other than the three F's rule and renting), "Get a woman doctor. They have smaller knuckles."
    lol he is a very wise man indeed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PathosLogos View Post
    Depending on where you live, that might not be true...
    the thought of any of that makes me shudder....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    Along those lines, one of the best advice from my dad (other than the three F's rule and renting), "Get a woman doctor. They have smaller knuckles."


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    Quote Originally Posted by PathosLogos View Post
    Depending on where you live, that might not be true...
    Do you still have some cave dwellers over there do you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    Along those lines, one of the best advice from my dad (other than the three F's rule and renting), "Get a woman doctor. They have smaller knuckles."
    A friend of mine, a now retired oral surgeon played line for Penn State when he was an undergraduate. I couldn't imagine him sticking those hams in somebody's mouth..... Thank God he wasn't a proctologist...
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    You just gotta realize he is hard of hearing and cranky, and try to speak up more clearly next time and make it perfectly clear what you were saying so there is no misinterpretation. You gotta try not to get mad at the old guy, recognizing the issue at hand.

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