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    Little know Law Enforcement fact.....

    It is now confirmed that it is possible
    to have sex in a two seat japanese
    import car.
    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
    But it isnt flat here LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kels View Post
    It is now confirmed that it is possible
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    ??? say it's not so......Lol how embarrassing!

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    Is that confirmed by you or from a multimillion dollar study into if it's possible???
    If it's confirmation by the first part... HIGH FIVES TO YOU!!!
    If it's confirmation by the second part... HIGH FIVES TO THE TESTERS!!!

    But there is still a question to be asked... What are you doing in a 2 seater Japanese Car in the first place???
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    Quote Originally Posted by QldCop View Post
    Is that confirmed by you or from a multimillion dollar study into if it's possible???
    If it's confirmation by the first part... HIGH FIVES TO YOU!!!
    If it's confirmation by the second part... HIGH FIVES TO THE TESTERS!!!

    But there is still a question to be asked... What are you doing in a 2 seater Japanese Car in the first place???

    lol I don't think i wanna know the answer it might be scary people are so weird sometimes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    ??? say it's not so......Lol how embarrassing!
    See Sane, you dont like the idea of someone in a Japanese 2 seater either!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by qldcop View Post
    see sane, you dont like the idea of someone in a japanese 2 seater either!!!!!
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    least of your worries Sane when there's like muscle cramps to worry about... If it's a manual (or stick shift) as you folks call it, where the hell is that gear lever going??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by QldCop View Post
    least of your worries Sane when there's like muscle cramps to worry about... If it's a manual (or stick shift) as you folks call it, where the hell is that gear lever going??????
    speaking of worries ... where's that boat.... ooh back to the thread....I guess if there is a will there is a way!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kels View Post
    It is now confirmed that it is possible
    to have sex in a two seat japanese
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    I didn't know you had a two seat japanese import. Nor did I know that Mrs. Kels was a gymnast.
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    First, should you decide to try this for yourself,
    we would appreciate is you would not park the
    car in the middle of a dirt road. The nice deputy
    seems to have a knack for finding these vehicles.
    This is #8 in the last 7 months.

    To answer QldCop
    I have never fit in a 2 seat japanese car in my life.
    Fact is, the only two seater I have ever been in was
    a Triumph Spitfire and I was 16. (after that I take the 5th)

    As for Mrs Kels, she was fast asleep in her bed at home.
    Its her bed, because I have visitation rights after 4 am LOL

    And as for my two seater, its a 1977 Wilmac trike.
    Last edited by kels; 01-22-11 at 03:10 AM.
    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
    But it isnt flat here LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kels View Post
    It is now confirmed that it is possible
    to have sex in a two seat japanese
    import car.
    I have found that fact to be true myself, only that the two in question were both well into the 300 lb range. I still have nightmares...
    "The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeLock View Post
    I have found that fact to be true myself, only that the two in question were both well into the 300 lb range. I still have nightmares...
    It's the Feng Shui balance that can only be obtained with Japanese two seaters.

    300 lb man, 300 lb femalle, 300 lb car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeLock View Post
    I have found that fact to be true myself, only that the two in question were both well into the 300 lb range. I still have nightmares...
    300 lbs? how did they even fit in the door!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JakeLock View Post
    I have found that fact to be true myself, only that the two in question were both well into the 300 lb range. I still have nightmares...
    And here I was going to say I confirmed that when I was young, but now am to large. 300 lbs has me beat by quite a few pounds. All I have to say now is, YUCK!
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