If I were President for the day (or not?)

[CA Fuzz]

If I were President for the day, I would probably run into the same political problems that Bush Jr, Sr, Clinton, Reagan, Carter and the full list of other President’s in the latter half of the 20th century have faced: political infighting, petty politics, having people more interested in who I receive fellacio from, or whether or not I was arrested for DUI 20 years ago, or just rabid hatred because I won the election.

Screw being President, I want to be King for the day instead. I don’t want to worry about the Congress, or the Courts, or the Press; I want to make my own decisions.

If I were King for the day, I would throw out all of the rhetoric and do-nothing calls for a flag amendment or ban on gay marriage amendments. If you want to burn a flag in my neighborhood, I think the ‘hood would take care of you better than any superficial law anyway.

If I were King for the day, I would pass a Personal Responsibility amendment, amendment #28. It would say:

1.All adults over the age of 18 are responsible for their own behavior. No longer will you be able to use the excuse that you had a bad upbringing, or your parents were assholes, or the teacher at school didn’t kiss your butt, or the cops harasses you, or you were forced into a life of drugs. No longer would you be able to blame McDonald’s because you are fat, or the city because you are clumsy and tripped on a small crack in the sidewalk.

2.We don’t care who you marry or divorce. If that is your thing. Just don’t shove it down my throat.

3.If you want to praise your god, please feel free to do so. If you want to stop and pray at your local school, bar, courthouse, etc., go for it. Again, just don’t shove it down my throat.

4.Personal responsibility will also be pressed upon Corporations. If a Corporation breaks the law, no longer will they be able to hide behind their corporate shield. The CEO, CFO and leaders will be personally held accountable.

5.If playing with guns is you thing, have fun. Just don’t bring them to school or use them in any manner that is illegal. (Unless you want the gun shoved up your ***)

6.Last, but certainly not least, children under the age of 14 are considered “off limits” If you rape, molest, sodomized, kidnap, or take or distribute nasty pictures, you can be put to death. If you need sex, find a willing partner over the age of 18. No excuses just do it.

What would you do if you were King for the day?

:D

[sparrow803]

First things first......the King gets a raise. Ok, now that's out of the way.

[Island_Girl]

God bless any person that can take on that type of responsibility. I could never do it. I pray guidance for our President and all the foreign delegates. It's a tough job and nobody is ever satisfied.

[Stump]

I wouldn't want to be Queen for a day. That would suck. Let me live in my own little world taking responsiblity for myself and my own happiness.

[Jynkxxie]

If I was the Queen for the day....*tap tap tap* boy that would be a scary day for all! LOL

[LawGurl32]

If I were Queen for the day I would first mandate that every quitter that dropped out of school to get their butt back in there and graduate. There will be no such thing as a GED (good enough diploma) I would hold my country to high standards. I would eliminate welfare because there would be no need for it since everyone was educated and could find a job. For those people having illegitimate children I would have special schools for them and their baby daddy to go and learn to take care of a child and support themselves. I would develop my new technology, become filthy rich, and employ millions of people. Professional athletes would no longer get paid over a maximum of 1 million year (they ***** too much about their playing conditions and how they arent getting paid enough...... solved that issue). DL music and software would be 100% legal. People are going to do it anyways so why not legalize it. If you are a drug addict i have a special place out in the dessert where you can get high all you want all by yourself where you wouldnt be a drain on society. If another wanted to be stupid and wanted to terrorize this country I would solve that issue by destroying the entire country that bothered us. Let God sort em out. Everyone will attend college free of charge assuming you maintain a minumum of a 3.0 GPA. Military personnel will have better living quarters, facilities and increased pay (i dont know what the pay scale for the military is so i dont know what to make it :-)). Public safety personnel will have a salary of a min of 30,000 a yr. College grads start at 35,000. There will be higher morality standards on tv. No more seeing sex, homosexuality, drug use,or alcoholism on our basic cable channels. If you want to watch that you would have to buy a higher grade of cable. The little hellions and many adults out there that have no respect for anyone or anything will go through a series of courtesy courses to teach these people how to behave. I would get rid of affirmative action. If you are not qualified for a job then I dont have to hire you regardless of what you are. When you turn 18 you should be able to have all the rights as a 21 yr old has now. Uhm I think that is about it for now.

[Orleander]

oooo, I wanna be tooth fairy for a day. Wings, glitter, a wand, and cash. It don't get much better than that.
Oh GREAT! Now I'm gonna daydream about that all day. <sigh>