RANDOM WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE
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- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 98 copies.
- Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
- Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
- Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Repeat this several time during all your conversations: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
- Ask people what gender they are.
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02-09-10 07:28 PM #1
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Random Ways to Annoy People
Hi, nice to meet you.
My name is Cass. The "C" is silent.
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02-09-10 07:55 PM #2
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Take the red pencils off Sgt. Hernandez' desk every time you see them. Save them until he raises hell ranting something about people stealing his red pencils. Put all 280 of them back on his desk when nobody is looking after he raises hell. Don't tell anybody, even your best buddy, that you were the one taking the red pencils. (This is a random thought...I don't know of anyone ever doing this.)
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02-09-10 08:30 PM #3
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Be Cass on RP.
"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
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02-09-10 09:13 PM #4
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Originally Posted by greg72982
This just might get good.......
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment." - Will Rogers
My Little Buddy
Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
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02-09-10 09:15 PM #5
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Or ask for bikini pics the first day you meet a person. Originally Posted by greg72982
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02-09-10 10:17 PM #6
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Thats what you guys think.
Originally Posted by PathosLogos
Or ask for bikini pics the first day you meet a person.
How is that annoying?
We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail. Peace and Freedom will prevail!***George W. Bush
I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! ~ Col. Nathan Jessup, A Few Good Men
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02-09-10 10:35 PM #7
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Well, maybe it's not so annoying... Originally Posted by WilliamTomFrank
How is that annoying?
BTW, my name's Stephanie--nice to meet you! Why don't you toss on a bikini, snap a few pictures, and share them with me so that we can get better acquainted?
(In case Greg reads this, I'm just teasing!
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02-09-10 10:52 PM #8
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You can only poke at the lion so many times before he attacks Originally Posted by retdetsgt
This just might get good.......
And young Stephanie, I will not rest until I get those."Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
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02-09-10 10:59 PM #9
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Be prepared to endure many restless days and nights. Originally Posted by greg72982
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02-09-10 11:15 PM #10
just glad to be here...
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Originally Posted by retdetsgt
This just might get good.......
Job Security...
Ecclesiastes 8:11...
Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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02-09-10 11:19 PM #11
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Originally Posted by greg72982
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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02-09-10 11:20 PM #12
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You da man, Greg. I laughed so hard, I cried. The lion... Originally Posted by greg72982
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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02-10-10 12:03 AM #13
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in the elevator
If you and a friend, or fellow officer are in plainclothes on a busy elevator:
start a conversation up like you just recognized each other as former cellmates while in prison.Old people may not live to see the collapse of our Nation. The rest of you may not survive the collapse.
A lie told often becomes truth. (Valdimir Ilyich Lenin)
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02-10-10 11:16 PM #14
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Crop dusting in Walmart....................
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.............
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02-10-10 11:25 PM #15
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With some of the scraggly bastards I've seen in Wal-Mart, that probably wouldn't be a bad idea. And I'm NOT just talking about the customers!!! Originally Posted by MountainMan
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.
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