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I'm pretty sure that he already did. How else do you suppose he got the job he has now?Originally Posted by suzanne1020U.S.
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03-10-10 05:39 PM #106
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My Inalienable Rights were given to me by God and NOT by the Government.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."- Patrick Henry
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03-10-10 05:48 PM #107
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Cheers Jim, I just choked on the cookie I was eating. Originally Posted by retdetsgt
Hand in Hand!
"Those that can do. Those that cannot teach!"
What about those that have to do both?
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03-10-10 06:09 PM #108
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All I have to say is: Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
Hell, my wife will get a hold of my laundry every once in a while and yell at me "How in the hell does your underwear smell this bad?"
Actual conversation with suspect
Suspect: Why am I under arrest?
Me: For posession of CDS.
Suspect: Man, it wasn't CDS! It was E pills!
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Note: Any laws I quote or mention pertain to the state of Maryland unless noted otherwise.
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03-10-10 06:12 PM #109
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Have I ever mentioned that my Sgt. was an idiot Bozo?
He once changed out his little black book at my desk and left all of the torn out pages scatterred on the work area. We all had beepers at the time, and for the next month or two I would randomly call 4 or 5 of the beeper numbers he had listed and put his telephone number in their beeper.
Our supply clerk would issue out brand new OC to Deputies after they'd used it once on a non-compliant. I'd hit her up for a few partials every so often to "carry while I walked around my block in the evenings, because we had some mean dogs in the neighborhood"
Not really. What I really did with them was spray down his desk chair and jacket after... or sometimes "during"... his next bit of ignorance ... which was every few weeks.
My wife and I like to go to places like Disney where people are taking a lot of pictures of their relatives, then get in the background a smile and wave for the picture. A lot of people don't notice.
I can't believe no one thought up the "slip condoms into an old ladies shopping cart when she's not looking" prank...My Inalienable Rights were given to me by God and NOT by the Government.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."- Patrick Henry
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