Random Ways to Annoy People

[cntryboy0531]

as a side note, i did annoy my local starbucks staff anonymously. On ebay they sell one hundred trillion dollar bank notes in zimbabwe currency. Inflation is so bad in zimbabwe that one hundred trillion dollars will only purchase a load of bread. I bought a bunch of those notes and quietly left one in the tip jar at my local starbucks. At the end of the night they count up the tip money and bag it for distribution later in the week to all starbucks employees based on the number of hours worked. One of the staff later told me that the person processing the tip money saw all the zeros on the bill and was convinced all the employees were going to be able to retire.

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[MountainMan]

When I worked dope, we had two guys who were always experimenting with various foods that would cause insufferable gas. They settled on dried bananas.

They intentionally ate that a couple of hours before a raid so we would all be cooped up in the raid van.

I was always surprised they continued to live......

We had to have worked with the same guys? They would start snickering, then start farting and laughing harder, which caused them to fart more, while everyone else in the raid vehicle would be MF'ing them, which kept the vicious cycle going.

I never realized that I had worked with you two. Same thing happened on our team. I caught one of my guys standing on a desk trying to fart into a fan and bounce it of a glass window to get me.

[CincyCop]

Have you people seen 'The Annoying Orange'?

The orange is very annoying (imho)...but pretty funny (also imho).

[CincyCop]

...I caught one of my guys standing on a desk trying to fart into a fan and bounce it of a glass window to get me.

What?

I would have paid big money to see that.

[MikeG]

I never realized that I had worked with you two. Same thing happened on our team. I caught one of my guys standing on a desk trying to fart into a fan and bounce it of a glass window to get me.

You wouldn't happen to be Patrolman Parsons would you? He didn't take kindly to people (or maybe just belligerent DUI suspects) farting in his general direction.

Cincy, were you attached to squad working in London?

[Cass]

Hah. I'm fine with crude remarks, swearing, cursing, sexual innuendo, burping and most practical jokes, but one thing I can't stand is the "farting for fun" thing. My nose is very sensitive, and I have a weak stomach... It also makes me say things that I normally wouldn't. For example, I called one of my bosses a "disgusting pig" right after he let one rip. I immediately apologized saying that I didn't really mean to say it, and that it had just "slipped out". He gave me a huge grin and said "same here".

[suzanne1020U.S.]

Cass,
You are WAY too funny.....lol

[greg72982]

I may be shunned by some of the other men on here but personally I see no humor whatsoever in farting. It's childish and I know guys that do it on or in front of their girlfriends and laugh about it. I just don't think it isn't funny, period.

I never was that way towards any significant other I have had. If I did by mistake I was very embarrassed. To each his own though I guess.

[Sgt. Slaughter]

I may be shunned by some of the other men on here but personally I see no humor whatsoever in farting. It's childish and I know guys that do it on or in front of their girlfriends and laugh about it. I just don't think it isn't funny, period.

I never was that way towards any significant other I have had. If I did by mistake I was very embarrassed. To each his own though I guess.

You're shunned already, Corporal. This won't matter much.

Honestly, I'm the same way, though. I haven't thought it was funny since...probably Middle School. Especially around women, I maintain a much higher sense of decorum.

[greg72982]

You're shunned already, Corporal. This won't matter much.

Honestly, I'm the same way, though. I haven't thought it was funny since...probably Middle School. Especially around women, I maintain a much higher sense of decorum.

I have met many smelly people, particularly men, in my lifetime. Smelling good is something I strive for, and any g/f I ever had always told me that I never smell bad, yet I rarely wear cologne. It's a gift I guess. I do wear deodorant though, you have to.

[CincyCop]

I smelled pretty foul following SERE School.

Yes, I did.

[MikeG]

I may be shunned by some of the other men on here but personally I see no humor whatsoever in farting. It's childish and I know guys that do it on or in front of their girlfriends and laugh about it. I just don't think it isn't funny, period.

I never was that way towards any significant other I have had. If I did by mistake I was very embarrassed. To each his own though I guess.

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Honestly, I'm the same way, though. I haven't thought it was funny since...probably Middle School. Especially around women, I maintain a much higher sense of decorum.

I have met many smelly people, particularly men, in my lifetime. Smelling good is something I strive for, and any g/f I ever had always told me that I never smell bad, yet I rarely wear cologne. It's a gift I guess. I do wear deodorant though, you have to.

I think we have a match!!

Just don't forget the reach around while you're reaching for that rainbow.

[amynryan]

Never in my life have I seen such an in depth conversation about farting until I seen this thread. LMFAO!!! You guys remind me of my brother and his buddies lol...

[Sgt. Slaughter]

I think we have a match!!

Just don't forget the reach around while you're reaching for that rainbow.

I will be banished if I respond to you.

[PathosLogos]

I think we have a match!!

Just don't forget the reach around while you're reaching for that rainbow.

Is this another example of ways to annoy people? If so, you're doing it quite well.