Random Ways to Annoy People

[MikeG]

RANDOM WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

Feel free to post your own.

Drive in the left lane going the speed limit. Wait for fast car to come up behind (they always get very close before deciding to pass on the right). Pretend your oblivious to the world. Just when he decides to pass on the right and begins a lane change, indicate a lane change and start to drift over to the right lane.

Bonus: if you time it right, he has to hit the brakes (by looking oblivious, even the most aggressive drivers will yield since they think they are dealing with inanimate object like a bridge. They can't intimidate someone who doesn't see them. It's a cool sociology experiment too).

2x Bonus: If there's a car ahead of you, use the lane change as your passing maneuver and then pace the car for the full rolling roadblock. Vary your speed so your annoyee is always in the "slow" lane.

Remember: the enjoyment is acting oblivious which tends to curb the road rage. When he does eventually pass you and glares, do a double take and wave like he is an acquaintence you just recognized.

Warning: UC and UM police car drivers are generally not amused.

[MikeG]

RANDOM WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

Feel free to post your own.

Own a car at least 10 years old (preferably large and with peeling paint). Find the porsche or BMW or new car that is always parked 6 rows away from every other vehicle. Park as close as possible to the driver side door so they actually have to slide in from passenger side to avoid door ding.

Bonus: have your buddy park on the passenger side.
2x Bonus: Leave a note on his car "Nice parking, *****le. Could you get a little closer?" like you were there first.
3x Bonus: Don't cross the white line in the parking lot.
10x Bonus: Do it to the new car that is too lazy to park far away and just takes up two spaces.

[greg72982]

For the record I was just messing with Cass.

[MikeG]

For the record I was just messing with Cass.

• Be as obnoxious as possible with everyone but end all conversations with "I'm just messing with ya" as if that fixes everything.

[PathosLogos]

• Be as obnoxious as possible with everyone but end all conversations with "I'm just messing with ya" as if that fixes everything.

(In case Greg reads this, I'm just teasing! )

Now just what are you trying to say...?

[Sgt. Slaughter]

And I do mean, "with all due respect"....

[Pookie44]

lol Will Farrow is hilarious!!! I think Stepbrother was the funniest yet.

[Pookie44]

Ops got side tracked.......be completly quiet with a smile lmao people hate it.

[BJJVad]

Poor decaffeinated grounds into a regular can of coffee grounds.

[4goods]

Post a note in the "Random Ways to Annoy People" thread, telling all readers you are making your nine hundred and ninety third post in order to reach one thousand.

[4goods]

Then do it again in numeric instead of alpha.

Post a note in the "Random Ways to Annoy People" thread, telling all readers you are making your 993 post in order to reach 1,000.

Except realize, by making this post in the thread, you're actually making your 994th post and start the process of alpha numeric all over again.

[Outshined]

Ask opinions of people and when they give it, laugh a little and say "Wow" and walk away.

[Cass]

Be Cass on RP.

You can only poke at the lion so many times before he attacks.

[greg72982]

Now just what are you trying to say...?

Get 'em!!!

[MikeG]

Now just what are you trying to say...?

ummm .... I thought you were mocking him? Does that work?