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11-23-09 09:48 AM #1
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Midget Sniper... he's out there!
We bring evil things to evil people, kicking in a door near you!
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11-23-09 01:24 PM #2
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Damn you, Switch.
You know how on TV they always use "555" numbers to make sure no curious DORK calls a REAL phone number?
If you had done the same thing, it would have saved me a call to Baghdad!! NOT looking forward to the phone bill...
I do believe I recognized those funky white shoes though.
Hi, nice to meet you.
My name is Cass. The "C" is silent.
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11-23-09 01:38 PM #3
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Since he's a midget, does that mean he only gets 36 virgins???
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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11-23-09 01:40 PM #4
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It probably means that he won't "satisfy" any of them. Oops. I probably wasn't supposed to say that.
Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
Hi, nice to meet you.
My name is Cass. The "C" is silent.
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11-23-09 01:48 PM #5
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No. They'll only be half satisfied. Originally Posted by Cass
It probably means that he won't "satisfy" any of them. Oops. I probably wasn't supposed to say that.Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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11-23-09 02:01 PM #6
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Last edited by Cass; 11-23-09 at 02:16 PM.
Hi, nice to meet you.
My name is Cass. The "C" is silent.
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11-23-09 04:41 PM #7
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Woman: Who do you expect to satisfy with that little thing?
Midget: ME!Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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11-23-09 05:09 PM #8
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Why did I know the midget's answer would be short?
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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11-24-09 05:27 AM #9
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No doubt no stone will be left unturned in the search for this person. On second thoughts make that "no pebble will be left unturned..."
Nothing to say - taking the Fifth.
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11-24-09 07:50 AM #10
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How cruel of everyone to make terrorist midget jokes.
Wait, is that a sawed-off he's holding there?One Big Ass Mistake America
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11-24-09 09:02 AM #11
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"Oompa loompa doop-ah-dee-do,
I've got a se-heh-ven point six two..."
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11-24-09 09:29 AM #12
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"Oompa loompa doop-ah-dee-dee,
All of you Peoples' are lookin' for Me...."My Inalienable Rights were given to me by God and NOT by the Government.
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11-24-09 10:31 AM #13
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When he calls Ricardo Montalban, yelling "De plane, Boss, De Plane!", he means an A-10 Warthog is making a strafing run.
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11-24-09 11:30 AM #14
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You think he's got the rifle because they wouldn't let him have a shamrock and a shillelagh (pronounced shi-LAY-lee)? Maybe there's a pot o' dinars just out of frame...
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.
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11-24-09 11:41 AM #15
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That AKM has been deactivated and is actually a crutch for his hobblin' arse.
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