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09-01-09 09:49 PM #1
I'm too sexy for my shirt
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I was just drunk dialed by a bunch of cops!
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09-01-09 10:29 PM #2
is bringin' sexy fat.
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I would not put it past them. If I had your # I would probably call and try to sell you life insurance.
Originally Posted by Norm357
EDIT!
I just sent switch a funny text in response to your post.
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09-01-09 11:01 PM #3
Have gun.....will travel
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(.....standing in the Mens room with a pen)
Uh, Norm buddy, what is you number? Girl I know saw your avatr and would like to call you
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09-01-09 11:05 PM #4
Drive like you stole it!
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Ah yes their "hug me" session they were talking about.
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09-01-09 11:36 PM #5
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Now, you don't hear that every day. Originally Posted by Norm357
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09-02-09 01:52 AM #6
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For the record, we were NOT drunk. Okay...Cat_Doc was a bit tipsy. :D
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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09-02-09 12:34 PM #7
No Sugarcoating
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Uhm, the only reason I walked into the women's restroom is because you were distracting me while we were walking. By the way, your comment of, "Wrong door, Bro" kind of confused me until I ran into that brunette. :eek: Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
Had a great time with some great guys and it was cool to talk with Norm for a few seconds, although I think he got a little jealous that he wasn’t there. :pThis career is not a sprint, it is a marathon.
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09-02-09 12:37 PM #8
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Don't be a hater! Originally Posted by ChevySSP
This career is not a sprint, it is a marathon.
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09-02-09 01:08 PM #9
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I would have loved to have been on either end of this call . . . . especially if it was anything like this board ;)
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09-02-09 01:30 PM #10
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To be technically correct, I said, "Wrong door, buddy." Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
You shoulda yelled at that gal to get out of your bathroom! :D
Chevy's just butt-hurt since he wasn't invited. Originally Posted by Cat_Doc
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.
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09-02-09 03:36 PM #11
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The majority of women get quite offended when men use the "wrong door". Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
That's because Chevy had his own date with a hot guy.Chevy's just butt-hurt since he wasn't invited.
God, forgive me.
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09-02-09 04:18 PM #12
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If they're in a place called "The Yardhouse" which touts the world's largest selection of on-tap beer, they'd better NOT get offended. Chances are, some elderly inebriate might wander in. :p Originally Posted by Cass
Just kidding, Cat_Doc! :DOf every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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09-02-09 06:19 PM #13
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LOL. I wasn't talking about "The Yardhouse", nor was I talking about a bathroom door...or any "door" in the technical sense. More like an opening. :D :eek: Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
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09-02-09 06:21 PM #14
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I could make a funny joke about Cass....however I will refrain from doing so ;)
If you'll notice...Sarge and Cat Doc seem to be MUCH happier then they should be about the whole thing....:eek: :DTexas Finest
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09-02-09 06:30 PM #15
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DOH! :eek: Originally Posted by Cass
I didn't realize there was "prohibited access." :p
Chevy - You had to be there.
Oh.
Girls didn't get an invite. Sorry.
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.
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