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08-31-09 09:40 PM #1
is bringin' sexy fat.
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USB Powered Chainsaw. Making nerds into men!
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08-31-09 09:52 PM #2
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Jizzed in your pants over that, did ya?
Food Stampz at work:Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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08-31-09 09:54 PM #3
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Somehow I see the Sarge being the first one in line to get one of those....
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08-31-09 09:59 PM #4
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Focus, turd! You've got academy in a few weeks. Don't worry about what the Sarge does and doesn't buy.
You'll have your Texas DPS head filled with sugarplums and dancing fairies soon enough. :D
Snozberries, anyone?Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
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08-31-09 10:01 PM #5
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Sarge when I graduate I will personally go to Arizona and find you to buy you a pack of cold ones :D
And quit trying to get everyone distracted from the fact that you WOULD be the first one in line at Best Buy/Home Depot for a USB Chainsaw...:DTexas Finest
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08-31-09 10:01 PM #6
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he's gunna order 2 :P
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08-31-09 10:05 PM #7
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Sarge when I graduate I will personally go to Arizona and find you to buy you a pack of cold ones :D
You won't be able to pull your head out of your *** to find the state line.
And quit trying to get everyone distracted from the fact that you WOULD be the first one in line at Best Buy/Home Depot for a USB Chainsaw...:D
You're green with envy. I can tell.Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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08-31-09 10:08 PM #8
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I have been looking for a USB vagina for a while now. Anyone see one of those for sale?
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08-31-09 10:10 PM #9
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Are you still using your CD-ROM drive as a cupholder???
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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08-31-09 10:11 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
Yes.
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08-31-09 10:12 PM #11
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Sarge has one of those....:D
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08-31-09 10:17 PM #12
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Stand by Sarge, incoming pm, urgent. Originally Posted by ChevySSP
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08-31-09 10:21 PM #13
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You can just shove Chevy's eyebrows together, then simulate.
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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08-31-09 10:27 PM #14
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He offered that but I don't know. Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
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08-31-09 11:58 PM #15
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LOL Like I said at the O..ther place Originally Posted by Outshined
He offered that but I don't know.
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