Get woke up by the phone.
The SO needs some paperwork
from me asap.
No problem, throw on some clothes
and drive the 5 blocks to the courthouse.
Then the trike runs out of gas as I park it.
Some days it doesnt pay to get up...:(
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08-24-09 02:09 PM #1
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ok, this was embarassing.........
On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL
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08-24-09 03:10 PM #2
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That is not embarrassing! I was in a FEMA course (haha - not the embarrassing part) and we didn't have bunch of time for lunch so I went to Walgreen's and bought some protein bars..Slim Fast, box of six. Supposed to be a meal replacement right? I ate one, yum, pretty damn tasty...so I ate the other five, my belly was happy! Saw some odd red lettering on the box.."excessive consumption may have a laxative effect"!:eek: Oh Sh!t! Bear in mind, I had seven hours left in class. Not a pretty picture!:D
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08-24-09 07:33 PM #3
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When I was a newbie, I made an arrest for some minor charge. It may have even been a warrant.
I got off the wrong exit and got lost on the way to the jail. Now that sucked. The a$$hole in the back seat knew I was lost too, that's what really sucked.One Big Ass Mistake America
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08-25-09 03:50 AM #4
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Probably not as embarrassing as it was for the two young men(18) that decided to swim naked in the river tonight and their wonderful friends decided to take their clothes which is when I noticed them running naked in the streets aimlessly near a busy restaurant. They got their clothes back and were dressing behind an SUV right when I pulled up. Poor little fellas...
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08-25-09 06:33 AM #5
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Did they complain that the water was really cold??
Originally Posted by greg72982
Before removing the mote from thy neighbors eye; attend to a beam of thine own.
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08-25-09 04:02 PM #6
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No they didn't mention and I sure didn't look to be able to tell.
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08-25-09 07:31 PM #7
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greg you probably knew them :eek:
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