More Puzzling Thoughts

[PapaBear]

Some of these worry me...................

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!





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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

[JR180]

Some of these worry me...................

As a behavioral science major i can answer the one about undressing in front of a doctor. The doctor leaves the room because in our society it has been deamed sexual to undress infront of someone. The doctor leaves the room while the transition is being made because when they come back they can treat the person as an object instead of a person. They rarely look them in the eye. They usually then leave again while the patient is getting dressed so that they can make the transition again to being personal. It is the same way when women visit for "lady inspections". Even though the doctor is going to be down there, women still like to have their undergarments hid from view under their pile of clothes because of a subconscious desire to avoid a sexual interaction.


As far as the other things.....thats a good question.