Deer

**greg72982** · 05-24-09 02:26 AM

Well tonight I had a very close call. I had just merged onto the turnpike and was going about 65 mph when I noticed something in the left lane. I approach it quickly to find it's a FREAKING DEER. I jammed the brakes and swerved and had a narrow miss. I think it was scared of the pure power of the goat and froze up.

Dunno what happened after that there was a tractor trailer behind me it may have whacked it. If so it kept going. I almost had a heart attack though.

Lets make this the official deer hating thread.

**Darin** · 05-24-09 02:31 AM

Read: The Goat was so slow and sputtering that the deer overtook it and ran past the chugging vehicle. Deer then looked back at amusement and said "Bwwaahhaaaaa break yo self fooooooooooooooooooool"

**mpd145** · 05-24-09 02:37 AM

YouTube - Cop Hits Deer

**ChevySSP** · 05-24-09 02:48 AM

Originally Posted by Darin

Read: The Goat was so slow and sputtering that the deer overtook it and ran past the chugging vehicle. Deer then looked back at amusement and said "Bwwaahhaaaaa break yo self fooooooooooooooooooool"

Remember its a goat not a mustang :P

Greg what would you have done if you had hit the deer?

**Darin** · 05-24-09 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by chevyssp

remember its a goat not a mustang :p

had it been a stang the deer would have been blown up because of the power

greg what would you have done if you had hit the deer?
ummm....call his insurance company??????

:d:d

**CityOfChicago** · 05-24-09 02:57 AM

Funk dat - aim for that sucker. Free meat!

**greg72982** · 05-24-09 03:05 AM

Originally Posted by ChevySSP

Remember its a goat not a mustang :P

Greg what would you have done if you had hit the deer?

True. I would have probably cried for a few days then would have hid in a dark corner for eternity, nothin major.

**ChevySSP** · 05-24-09 03:12 AM

What power? Oh, the power to spontaneously combust and leave the driver stranded?

Its ok greg, I think all of us would (Except for Darin. He'd be trying to call a tow truck for his broken *** stang ;))

**Darin** · 05-24-09 03:25 AM

STangs go 100 MPH without the motor being on!!!!!!!!!! Cincy will tell ya....fast as a Bullet!

**greg72982** · 05-24-09 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by Darin

STangs go 100 MPH without the motor being on!!!!!!!!!! Cincy will tell ya....fast as a Bullet!

Not true. A Stang is only as fast as the flatbed it's on

**ChevySSP** · 05-24-09 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by greg72982

Not true. A Stang is only as fast as the flatbed it's on

Your giving them too much credit. The only time a stang EVER goes fast is when its on the assembly line ;)

**WilliamTomFrank** · 05-24-09 03:38 AM

Mercedes Compressor. Now thats a fast car. It'll spank 'vettes, chargers, and mustangs. Whatever is out there.

**ChevySSP** · 05-24-09 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by WilliamTomFrank

Mercedes Compressor. Now thats a fast car. It'll spank 'vettes, chargers, and mustangs. Whatever is out there.

Its Kompressor. and No, Vettes still have the edge on those things too.

Darin I'm still waiting for your snappy comeback ;)

**BP348** · 05-24-09 06:12 AM

Originally Posted by greg72982

True. I would have probably cried for a few days then would have hid in a dark corner for eternity, nothin major.

I know how you feel. I can go bird hunting and not think nothing about it. But hit a bird in the car & I feel bad.

**greg72982** · 05-24-09 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by BP348

I know how you feel. I can go bird hunting and not think nothing about it. But hit a bird in the car & I feel bad.

The crying wont be because of the deer, screw the deer.

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