Do you wear Spandex and/or Lycra?

[Cat_Doc]

Are you advertising your services? :D;)

From what I have heard, and yes, it travelled all the way to the Great State of Arizona, CoC does not have to advertise.






















































Satisfied customers pass the word. I even saw a comment in the bathroom in Tombstone. Some Swedish girl I think. :eek:

[TXTing]

I don't advertise. I'm just discovered.

You know what's fascinating?

For some reason you don't come across like a cocky (no pun intended) lil sh!t when you talk about yourself.

You actually sound believable.

I guess there really is something about you and Cincy that sets you apart from the insecure wanna-be's.

Like you said previously: Not having to prove anything to anyone anymore.

[Warning: The prior statement is not meant as a joke, but is genuine]

[TXTing]

Satisfied customers pass the word. I even saw a comment in the bathroom in Tombstone. Some Swedish girl I think. :eek:

Was her name Gretta?

She's been bragging about it ever since.

She is even thinking about joining a monastery because no man will ever compare to COC.

One country down. How many more to go? :cool:

[Cat_Doc]

Was her name Gretta?

She's been bragging about it ever since.

So.....I see you have been in the men's restroom at Big Nose Kate's, Tombstone, Arizona?

What did you think of the sign over the old style trough urinal that says, "This ice is hardly ever used in the drinks." :D

[TXTing]

So.....I see you have been in the men's restroom at Big Nose Kate's, Tombstone, Arizona?

What did you think of the sign over the old style trough urinal that says, "This ice is hardly ever used in the drinks." :D

I threw up a little in my mouth. :eek:

But I especially liked the writings in the one stall.

You know, the one where when you sit down and look straight ahead, you can read "look to the left".

Then when you turn your head to the left, it says "look to the right".

And when you turn your head to the right, you can read "look behind you".

And when you turn around it reads:














"What the fukc are you staring at? Just take your dump!"

[CityOfChicago]

Was her name Gretta?

She's been bragging about it ever since.

How is she, lately? Is she up and walking again? The doctors said it should have only wasted a couple weeks.

[Creeker]

...

BTW, it is dangerous for a male not to wear underwear. My little cousin learned that the hard way when he zippered up his pants and got some delicate skin stuck in there! :eek: I think he;ll be traumatized forever.

"Well, How'd he get the "beans" up over the "franks"?"

:D

(green to the first one to remember what movie that came from)

[CityOfChicago]

That's too easy - There's Something About Mary

How about:

So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder.

[Creeker]

That's too easy - There's Something About Mary

...

Geez CoC, I've got to spread...

Can I get a li'l backup CoC's direction?

[TXTing]

BTW, it is dangerous for a male not to wear underwear. My little cousin learned that the hard way when he zippered up his pants and got some delicate skin stuck in there! I think he;ll be traumatized forever.

Originally Posted by trivia question
"Well, How'd he get the "beans" up over the "franks"?"

Well, why would he need to get his beans over the frank when it was the frank that got zippered? Poor kid was uncircumcised -- until that day, that is.

I didn't see it, but I did hear the scream from the other end of the house. They took him to the ER. And even back then I thought "What the hell is a doctor gonna do?" Well, apparently the doctor just gave the zipper a good yank and later sent them a bill for who knows how much.... :rolleyes:

(green to the first one to remember what movie that came from)

Geez CoC, I've got to spread...

Can I get a li'l backup CoC's direction?

Never write a check that you cannot cash, Creeker. :p;)

I'd help you out, but I've got to spread it around too -- after I rep'd CoC a bunch of times for making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ;)

[Jynkxxie]

Thats what I have my gf for ;)

Woah! Does you guys sleep in separate beds, like they did in the 1950's too? :eek:

I dont know. What say you, Jynkxxie?

Coc, You're my Justin Timberlake.

Now...what movie is THAT from?

[CityOfChicago]

No, but I know Timberlake has been heard to say "You're my CoC".

I also inspired the hit "D1ck in a Box".

[TXTing]

Warm and fuzzy? I thought I inspired warm and..something else.

:rolleyes: I was trying to be discreet.

But I suppose since this thread is about clothing it's OK to say:

I had to change my undies after reading your posts. ;):D



[And no, I'm STILL not here to pick up someone with a badge]

[Sgt. Slaughter]

I had to change my undies after reading your posts. ;):D

Shat yourself again, did ya? :D

[And no, I'm STILL not here to pick up someone with a badge]

How many more times must you say that until you convince yourself? :confused:

[TXTing]

Shat yourself again, did ya? :D

You've got a problem with brown showers? Sheesh. Be a little more open-minded.

How many more times must you say that until you convince yourself? :confused:

I knew that was coming. :rolleyes:

It was a disclaimer for people like you. I'm the kind of person who actually knows themselves well enough to be able to tell what is true and what isn't.

If you are in any way bothered by my posts, feel free to come up with a witty riddle and put me on ignore. Maybe something easy like: "w h o r e -- i g n o r e" See, wasn't that easy? Almost like shopping at Staples.