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    Switchback's secret obsession (A day in the life)

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    Quote Originally Posted by canuckofapeach View Post
    With the USMS is being asked to assist the Treasury in more white collar crime due to the far-reaching mortgage fraud crisis, the Post-It ghillie suit was developed. The suit was deemed essential to operating in a cubicle environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581 View Post
    With the USMS is being asked to assist the Treasury in more white collar crime due to the far-reaching mortgage fraud crisis, the Post-It ghillie suit was developed. The suit was deemed essential to operating in a cubicle environment.
    Ohhhh, so THAT's what it was... and here I thought we had a sighting of the elusive ShamWow Man... :p

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    Hahahaha

    That's the way to go! I went with the option having more of the pink post-its.
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    LOL Peach!! That's funny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    Hahahaha

    That's the way to go! I went with the option having more of the pink post-its.
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    LMFAO!

    Pure genius!

    This is great stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoodStampz View Post
    Be careful what you wish for....



    Hey has anyone seen the pink post it's???


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    Great one FS!

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    Let's all hope he never gets assigned to the community outhouse...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jsmith75 View Post
    Let's all hope he never gets assigned to the community outhouse...


    ...just sayin...
    LOL!

    That would be really cool.

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    Laugh all you want... I still have skillz! :D

    ...and how do you think it would look for you, getting your butt whooped by a pink post-it thing or an outhouse?!?!?! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    Laugh all you want... I still have skillz! :D

    ...and how do you think it would look for you, getting your butt whooped by a pink post-it thing or an outhouse?!?!?! LOL
    You know, about the outhouse thing:

    If I were to get whooped by a human shaped pile of poo in the outhouse, logic dictates that if we scuffled long enough we would start to resemble each other, which in turn would leave us both looking and feeling like shixt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    To adequately disguise yourself in my old office, you'd have to look like a fat guy asleep at this desk. No one would notice you.....:eek:
    I can do that.
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