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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    To adequately disguise yourself in my old office, you'd have to look like a fat guy asleep at this desk. No one would notice you.....:eek:
    Short of buying one of those "fat suits", I may have a harder time with this one... I am up for a nap, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    Ohhhh, so THAT's what it was... and here I thought we had a sighting of the elusive ShamWow Man... :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by FoodStampz View Post
    Be careful what you wish for....


    That scout/sniper school is really good :D
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    I heard recently that, back in school, Switch was designated point man for panty raids and had a ghillie suit made up of assorted nylons... :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by BP348 View Post
    That scout/sniper school is really good :D
    Creeping a "stack of postits" from aisle 5 to aisle 7 in an eight hour period without attracting the attention of the managers, stockboys, and customers is not an easy job! :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    Creeping a "stack of postits" from aisle 5 to aisle 7 in an eight hour period without attracting the attention of the managers, stockboys, and customers is not an easy job! :eek:
    You are better off pretending to be a customer, looking for assistance... they will ignore you for hours, in that case! :D

    ...and don't hate. You are just mad that all the lovely ladies were willing to get out of their panties for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    You are better off pretending to be a customer, looking for assistance... they will ignore you for hours, in that case! :D

    ...and don't hate. You are just mad that all the lovely ladies were willing to get out of their panties for me.
    Yes, this is because you are the master at laundry :0

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    Well, I may as well be good at something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Switchback View Post
    Well, I may as well be good at something.
    Yeah. I need to find something... maybe I should try knitting.

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    In light of the approaching holidays, Switch tried for the Christmas tree look but somehow it came out as Spanish moss.

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    I told him he couldn't grown his beard THAT long!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canuckofapeach View Post
    In light of the approaching holidays, Switch tried for the Christmas tree look but somehow it came out as Spanish moss.

    Am I supposed to make that pink too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FoodStampz View Post
    Am I supposed to make that pink too?

    Perhaps some tinsel and colored lights might be in order.
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    Wow and here I was thinking that all Switch did all day was drool over Crossfit workout routines and babysit CoC.
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    You guys are out of control.

    I do miss my ghillie suit, though. :( I will say that I wish I did have more time for the crossfitting and babysitting CoC, Chevy. Things have been CRAZY!
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