PSALM 2008-2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
Obama Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want.
He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories,
He Restoreth My Faith In The Republican Party,
He Guideth Me In The Paths Of Unemployment.
Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Bread Line,
I Shall Not Go Hungry.
Obama Has Anointed My Income With Taxes,
My Expenses Runneth Over My Income,
Surely, Poverty And Hard Living Will Follow Me
All The Days Of My Life.
The Democrats And I Will Live Forever In a Rented Room.
But I Am Glad I Am an American,
I Am Glad That I Am Free.
But I Wish I Was A Dog
And Obama A Tree.
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09-02-08 11:15 AM #1
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Obama Psalm
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They Would Be Republicans -
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
One Nation Under God!! ... Get OVER it!!!
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09-02-08 05:11 PM #2
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Cris, my intensive study of your posting history has given me, I believe, some insight into your political leanings.
Marijuana Reform Party, right? ;)"There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences."
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09-02-08 06:58 PM #3
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yes
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They Would Be Republicans -
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
One Nation Under God!! ... Get OVER it!!!
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09-02-08 07:37 PM #4
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Cris,
you're harsh.
XD.
I should show my mom this um.. psalm. She'll crack up laughing.
Stop whining about your life's woes. The soldier who fought for your freedom lost two arms and a leg. You don't hear him complaining.
The day someone makes a video game for the enjoyment of 'conquering the world' is the day I will roll on the floor laughing.
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09-03-08 09:29 AM #5
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lol how so? I didn't write it ... Charlie sent it to me in an email. ;)
Originally Posted by Firestorm
Cris,
you're harsh.
XD.
and smcc just wanted an excuse for thinking about me 24/7
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They Would Be Republicans -
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
One Nation Under God!! ... Get OVER it!!!
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09-03-08 02:16 PM #6
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OMG, that was hysterical!!! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing. That is literally side-splitting.
One day I'll join the ranks of the brave men in blue...
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09-03-08 06:49 PM #7
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Chris, That was "S@&%" hot!!!! and good too. My compliments for the big laugh that I got reading it. John McCain should have picked you for his running buddy, you 2 would have won hands down.... :D:eek:
Lab's Rule...Maly's Drool!!!!!
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09-03-08 08:05 PM #8
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Oh, good. I thought you were mad at me for the Hemp Hippy joke. Originally Posted by Cris1102
And if thinking about Cris all day is wrong, I don't wanna be right. :cool:"There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences."
-P. J. O'Rourke
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09-05-08 01:13 AM #9
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ahh c'mon give me a little bit more credit than that. You know me better than that. It takes a lot more than that to get me upset .... after all it's not like you called me a Democrat. Originally Posted by smcc360
LMFAO!!! you are a nut! Originally Posted by smcc360
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09-05-08 01:18 AM #10
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Originally Posted by Clint
Why thank you, my dear Clint, coming from someone of your intelligence that is quite a compliment
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They Would Be Republicans -
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
One Nation Under God!! ... Get OVER it!!!
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09-05-08 01:56 AM #11
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Well, I for one thought it was brilliant, Cris, just brilliant. lol
* "For once you have tasted flight you will walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you will long to return."-Di Vinci
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09-05-08 12:12 PM #12
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Originally Posted by Cris1102
lol how so? I didn't write it ... Charlie sent it to me in an email. ;)
and smcc just wanted an excuse for thinking about me 24/7
lol. I thought you did write it. I don't mean you're harsh as in down right mean. I meant you were funny harsh. (Am I making sense here? O_O )
As for SMCC, I don't think he needs anything as an excuse to think about you. :pStop whining about your life's woes. The soldier who fought for your freedom lost two arms and a leg. You don't hear him complaining.
The day someone makes a video game for the enjoyment of 'conquering the world' is the day I will roll on the floor laughing.
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09-06-08 03:46 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Firestorm
ahh .. ok lol ... i thought you meant i was harsh for writing a poem about pissing on Hussein Obama :p .... not saying that I don't ;).........................
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They Would Be Republicans -
'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan
One Nation Under God!! ... Get OVER it!!!
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