Comments made by NBC sports commentators

[Cris1102]

Here are the some comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1.
Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

2.
Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

3.
Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

4.
Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

5.
Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

6.
At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

7. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

8.
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

[retdetsgt]

We used to have a detective named Cox that was assigned to sex crimes. I had to smile everytime I heard him answer the phone, "Sex crimes, Cox"

I always waited for some woman to tell him she wanted the other dept.:eek:

[Cris1102]

We used to have a detective named Cox that was assigned to sex crimes. I had to smile everytime I heard him answer the phone, "Sex crimes, Cox"

I always waited for some woman to tell him she wanted the other dept.:eek:

Priceless!!

[pafindr]

8.
Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

That is hilarious!!!!! :D

[Plazoo]

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

I remember hearing about the almost the exact same comment being made on the Johnny Carson show yeeears ago.

He had Arnold Palmer on the show and Johnny asked him if he does anything for luck before each match. And, like above, Arnold says he has his wife kiss his balls before each tournament. But, unlike above, Johnny responded by saying, "I bet that makes your putter stand up."


I think that was the only person I ever heard of that walked out on Johnny.

[FutureBlue]

Those are sooooooooo wonderful. :D :D LMAO! Are you trying to get me to piss myself??? LMAO!!!

[Cris1102]

Those are sooooooooo wonderful. :D :D LMAO!!!

yeah, as soon as I read what I thought was the best, I'd read the next one lol ... can't decide which I like the best. Number 1 kinda has me, only because I used to show horses lol

[Norm357]

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Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them...

Lucky bastage.