Todays class is about driving in the country
So, if you dont know about driving on DIRT roads this class is for you.
When "we" (meaning YOU) come to visit, "we" dont take short cuts down
dirt roads when "WE" dont know where "WE" are going.
Because there is a reason all those farmers, ranchers and at least four
members of the Sheriff's Office drive FOUR WHEEL DRIVE PICKUPS.
Should it rain after you get here, the dirt (now MUDDY) road is definately off limits.
While I am really a nice guy and I dont mind driving six miles locked down in 4x4 just to pull you out. It really pisses me off when I get my Tony Llama Cowboy Boots DIRTY. Son of a (edited for content):D
Friggin tourists LOL
Last edited by kels; 08-24-08 at 07:53 PM.
On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL