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    goat > bird

    Well I was driving home from work the other day and noticed ahead in the road was this little bird. No biggie as they normally fly away well before you reach them. Well as I approached at about 65 mph it appeared he wasn't in too big of a hurry to move. I came right up to him and last I saw he was still in the road. I never heard a noise so I assumed he got away in time.

    Well I had to stop at the ATM on the way home and after getting money out decided to see if I had a bird plastered to the front. Sure enough I got out and there was this little blue bird with wings spread in a diagonal position indented into my lower plastic grille. I peeled him off and inspected the goat for damage but don't believe it did anything to the goat. The bird on the other hand, well, RIP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    Well as I approached at about 165 mph it appeared he wasn't in too big of a hurry to move.
    At 165, it can be difficult for small animals to get out of your way... :eek: :rolleyes:
















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    last words out of the birds mouth...

    "goat ahead, make my day!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    At 165, it can be difficult for small animals to get out of your way... :eek: :rolleyes:
    Ha! That GM can't reach 165!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darin View Post
    Ha! That GM can't reach 165!!!!!


    :D:p
    Couldn't tell you as I never exceed the posted speed limit.
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    I once hit a bird on my bike doing WELL over the posted speed limit!!


    Bird was flat when I pulled it out of my radiator. Felt like I had been hit with a brick. Not sure how the bird felt about it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    I once hit a bird on my bike doing WELL over the posted speed limit!!


    Bird was flat when I pulled it out of my radiator. Felt like I had been hit with a brick. Not sure how the bird felt about it all.
    I imagine the bird felt crushed.

    RIP bird..
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    wish I would have gotten a pic :mad:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    I once hit a bird on my bike doing WELL over the posted speed limit!!
    Man you must be able to really pedal fast...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    I once hit a bird on my bike doing WELL over the posted speed limit!!


    Bird was flat when I pulled it out of my radiator. Felt like I had been hit with a brick. Not sure how the bird felt about it all.
    A friend hit a bird on his bike. The bird hit him in the chest at about 70mph. The beak went thru his jacket and cut him. :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    Couldn't tell you as I never exceed the posted speed limit.

    WHEW!! Thank God I ducked!! ... I almost got hit by lightening just from reading that! :eek:

    It is my understanding that going 65 in a 55 actually "is" exceeding the posted speed limit ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by darin View Post
    i've Been Hit In The Neck By A June Bug And Thought I Was Shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cris1102 View Post
    WHEW!! Thank God I ducked!! ... I almost got hit by lightening just from reading that! :eek:

    It is my understanding that going 65 in a 55 actually "is" exceeding the posted speed limit ;)
    well what I meant to say was 55...
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    well what I meant to say was 55...
    Sure. And next you are going to tell us that you bought the Goat because it got better fuel economy than your Honda Civic ?? :D
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