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  1. 07-11-08 11:12 AM #1
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    Well how about that!

    So every night when I get off work, I stop at the local stop n rob for smokes, bag of ice, six pack, whatever. I also always get a 2 dollar lottery scratch off. Well last night, I won 500 dollars!:eek:

    Stupidly, I told Mrs Norm and she confiscated the loot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    Stupidly, I told Mrs Norm and she confiscated the loot.
    Pffft, and I used to think you were a pretty smart guy........:rolleyes: Maybe she'll toss you a coupla bucks....:D
    Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    I won 500 dollars!:eek:

    Stupidly, I told Mrs Norm and she confiscated the loot.
    1) How much money would you have saved up by now if you had never played the lottery to begin with? :rolleyes:

    2) How much money would you have saved up by now if you had never married Mrs. Norm? ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    So every night when I get off work, I stop at the local stop n rob for smokes, bag of ice, six pack, whatever. I also always get a 2 dollar lottery scratch off. Well last night, I won 500 dollars!:eek:

    Stupidly, I told Mrs Norm and she confiscated the loot.
    Maybe you should ask her to open her purse so you may retrieve your balls. :D
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    So where ARE you from, you jackass? :rolleyes5:
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    Did you help him steal? I'm guessing not. So why help him deal with the consequences of his decision to steal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MP_Steve View Post
    1) How much money would you have saved up by now if you had never played the lottery to begin with? :rolleyes:

    I work hard, so I figger I can spend 2 dollars a day. :rolleyes:

    2) How much money would you have saved up by now if you had never married Mrs. Norm? ;)
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    The way I see it is that you made two mistakes.

    1. You told Mrs. Norm you won the money.

    2. You told us about it!
    Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    The way I see it is that you made two mistakes.

    1. You told Mrs. Norm you won the money.

    2. You told us about it!

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    "And now it's time for good idea, bad idea"...anyone other than me remember any of this stuff?

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    ...I also always get a 2 dollar lottery scratch off. Well last night, I won 500 dollars!
    Good idea

    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357
    Stupidly, I told Mrs Norm and she confiscated the loot.
    Extremely bad idea.

    And that's my take on it. Norm, what have you learned from this? :p
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    Congrats Norm, I'm going to have to agree w/the others on the mistake part though... :p
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    The question of the day Normannnnnnnnn....is what will happen the next time you win any money ??
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    Good for you, Norm!

    All the goodness you are putting in the world is coming back to you. :D
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    Maybe you should ask her to open her purse so you may retrieve your balls. :D
    And his raped wallet :D
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    Ahh, I'd have done the same thing.

    My wife would have let me keep a little more of it, though.

    My wife pays the bills and makes a lot more money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creeker View Post
    Ahh, I'd have done the same thing.

    My wife would have let me keep a little more of it, though.

    My wife pays the bills and makes a lot more money.

    I'm pretty much her b!tch around here... :cool:

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