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    What ducks do

    There is a pond where I work, that is where our assigned smoking area is. Ok, this is a dumb question but here goes. How do ducks mate? I observed a male duck on a female - looked like he was trying to drown her - but then - hmmmm - wondered if they were - well ya know. Ok, I said it was a dumb question, but there must be a duck hunter in the crowd for an answer.
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    Apparently it is just like most other animals. The male gets on top and they do their business. They aren't into foreplay at all, 'cuz I guess it doesn't last very long.

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    I asked one of the guys I work with who is an avid duck hunter. He said " I don't know how they do it but am glad they do it so I can keep on killing them!"
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    Wow...I personally wouldn't kill one but the Ducks Unlimited banquents rock! I hope I win a gun next year. I got screwed out of my vaccuum this year.

    The second thing I have learned today...How ducks mate! Crazy...

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