Simple Life

[Dan]

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richi(sp) are staring in a crappy tv show where they go live on a farm. and omg they are so dumb, its actually pissing me off

here are some good quotes

"I don't know how to drive" from nicole*Gasp*

"screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech" from the power steering in the crappy ford truck and the dumbass Paris cant figure out why when she has it turned all the way. plus the truck "doesnt have reverse" and they arent smart enough to plan ahead

"what are wells for?"

"what does generic mean?"

"Where'd you get this cart thingy"

"I can belive he wouldnt just give them to me"
^talking about when they didnt have enough money for groceries^

"What does soup kitchen mean?"

And I was LMAO when I saw the look on the grandfathers face when he first saw them

"Do you hang out at walmart?"-nicole
"whats is walmart?"-paris
"they sell wall stuff."-nicole

I am so surprised that they have made it this far in life.

[Barenaked]

Yes but they are nice to look at.

[metallicat]

I won't be watching that show.

[Barenaked]

Have you guys seen Rich Girls. Now, that is a stupid show. Not only are they stupid but they are ugly too. At least you get to see two attractive (to some) girls run around in Simple Life.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Barenaked
Have you guys seen Rich Girls. Now, that is a stupid show. Not only are they stupid but they are ugly too. At least you get to see two attractive (to some) girls run around in Simple Life.

I wouldnt call them attractive. the name Skeletor comes to mind when I think of Paris Hilton. Plus take off the layers of makeup and she'll be ugly as hell.

As far as Nicole, well, shes a lot better lookin than Paris, but she is still so stupid I dunno if I could stand to be around her for more then five mins

[Barenaked]

I agree. I dont know what all the comotion is about with Paris Hilton. But she has done a good job of selling herself just by being out in the public and being good to the Paferatzi (sound it out).

I have no idea who the Nicole girl is and where she came from.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Barenaked
I agree. I dont know what all the comotion is about with Paris Hilton. But she has done a good job of selling herself just by being out in the public and being good to the Paferatzi (sound it out).

I have no idea who the Nicole girl is and where she came from.

yeah, Im sure Paris Hiltons video got in the internet by "accident":rolleyes:

I think the Nicole's dad is famous or something.

[yahcanmicrowave]

I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for farting. But that is just me...

:p

[Barenaked]

Have you seen that video. I havent, but I wouldnt turn it off if it happened to pop up on my computer screen.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Barenaked
Have you seen that video. I havent, but I wouldnt turn it off if it happened to pop up on my computer screen.

no, but ive heard that it sucks, and I wouldnt doubt it. Not that i would know anything about that kinda stuff.....;) :D

[yahcanmicrowave]

Originally posted by Dan
I wouldnt call them attractive. the name Skeletor comes to mind when I think of Paris Hilton. Plus take off the layers of makeup and she'll be ugly as hell.

As far as Nicole, well, shes a lot better lookin than Paris, but she is still so stupid I dunno if I could stand to be around her for more then five mins

So you are saying that you woudn't slam that stuff kid? Yeah, right...

:rolleyes:

[Barenaked]

Originally posted by yahcanmicrowave
So you are saying that you woudn't slam that stuff kid? Yeah, right...

:rolleyes:

Just make sure you cover up first. You know that had to have been tapped quite a few times.

[yahcanmicrowave]

Originally posted by Barenaked
Just make sure you cover up first. You know that had to have been tapped quite a few times.

I have stock in Trojan.

[Dan]

Originally posted by yahcanmicrowave
So you are saying that you woudn't slam that stuff kid? Yeah, right...

:rolleyes:

paris-no, i dont like girls who are so skinny you can almost see there ribs. plus her sheer stupidity would drive me away

Nicole-yeah:D

[yahcanmicrowave]

just close your eyes and pretend - lol