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    You think it's funny that men need that kinda help?!?! Honey, consider yourself luuuuuucky! If you were anything like me, I snatched up the first man that had his stuff together and put him on house arrest. Heehee!

    I say this because some men do have a difficult time talking to women. I remember one time I went out with this guy *coffee kickin' in* and he just said some weird stuff at the restaurant. You know, pointing out the obvious and commentating the date like some football game or something. "How do you think this date is going? I think it's going pretty well. You like Chinese food and I like Chinese food. I think we are pretty compatible." My reply? "I have to go home now."

    It was a blind date. The guy was really handsome, but he just ....well, he was weird. Just didn't know how to carry a conversation. He was just awkward around me or something. I was home by 9pm.
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    By the way, when I saw the title to this thread all I could think of was Austin Powers and the mole.

    Moly-moly-moly-moly! Would you like some guacamole?
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    For what it's worth, Jason and I debated about putting this up, but after looking through it decided to go ahead with it. This is a book for men, although we're not crazy about the "sex" words and pics, it's not in our opinion porn.

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    I'm just not used to seeing anything but guns, knives, etc. advertised, LOL - kinda threw me.
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    Yeah I just think it is funny...;)

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    When I first saw the title, I thought of the routine Larry the Cable Guy does on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour when he talks about his sister that was covered with moles. LOL. VERY funny CD. :D

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    I just saw the ad on TV for the "Clapper" too bad it doesn't work for men. Clap on. Clap off. Clap for security, so they don't cheat on ya. *sigh*
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    LOL...;)

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    She's our only advertiser. :( What do you do. It's not overboard which is why I decided to let it run, to date, it's up for one month.
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    Do you actively search out advertisers or wait for them to contact you?

    Secondly, what are your specifications that an advertiser needs to be allowed on here?

    I work for some large corporations, and they might be able to do some advertising here...

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    We typically wait for them to come to us. I've contacted several sites but have only gotten a few interests. Right now my main focus is our store which takes time away from this. As far as guidelines, typically they need to be law enforcement related (usually). The problem is, when we started our store, that illiminated a lot of potential for advertisers because other don't want to advertise when we're selling the same things. So at this point, this type of ad is as far we will go, if that helps.
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    Originally posted by bustytatas
    I just saw the ad on TV for the "Clapper" too bad it doesn't work for men. Clap on. Clap off. Clap for security, so they don't cheat on ya. *sigh*
    To bad it doesnt work for woman. Just clap and they shut their mouths so you can watch TV. :eek:

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    Originally posted by Barenaked
    To bad it doesnt work for woman. Just clap and they shut their mouths so you can watch TV. :eek:
    sounds like this is for you Joe
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    and for the ladies
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    Too bad they don't work yet. ;)

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