With apoliges to oldbill and jack

[Norm357]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Bush Slams Pub Culture

President Bush drove yet another wedge between himself and the British population by drinking non-alcholic lager in a northeastern pub.

During his visit to Tony Blair's constituency of Sedgefield, the Blairs took him for a slap up feed at their local boozer. The president enjoyed leek and potato soup, followed by fish and chips, but the president fell foul of his guests by drinking a glass of Kaliber.

Landlord of the Dun Cow, Bob Pullpint was appalled.

"Is he trying to cast aspertions on the quality of my beer? If you are driving, have a soft drink, but don't expect any support from me if you drink that rubish."

The President who was also branded a "shandy drinkning girl" by the Mexicans in a recent state visit there is a know tea totaler.

Joe Average, a man we met in the pub said that him drinking alchol free beer was a slur on our national pastime of beer drinkning, he may as well of p*ssed on the union jack.

The Whitehouse later appologise for the slur saying that "cultural divides between countries even as close as England and America are possible, and anyway he needed something foul tasting to take away the taste of the terrible food."
























source: the onion

[metallicat]

I am assuming the Onion is an unreliable source, or at least one that reports "news" like this.

[Norm357]

Originally posted by metallicat
I am assuming the Onion is an unreliable source, or at least one that reports "news" like this.

www.theonion.com is a news satire site. Check it out for a few laughs.


Norm

[gdowkpc]

Does he avoid alcohol all together? You know that old DUII thing came around to bite him.

[jaunt10]

i hope this was a joke, poor guy is a recovering alcoholic i believe. I've seen videos of Bush drunk and saying the same thing about every person that hes asked about i.e. "Oh yeah Mr. (insert name here) he's a great person good heart ,..." etc and then says the same thing when asked about someone else. Its pretty funny.

[Norm357]

Originally posted by gdowkpc
Does he avoid alcohol all together? You know that old DUII thing came around to bite him.

I dunno, the story is a joke. Jeez

[Norm357]

Originally posted by jaunt10
i hope this was a joke, poor guy is a recovering alcoholic i believe. I've seen videos of Bush drunk and saying the same thing about every person that hes asked about i.e. "Oh yeah Mr. (insert name here) he's a great person good heart ,..." etc and then says the same thing when asked about someone else. Its pretty funny.

IT WAS A JOKE. CHECK THE SOURCE! GEEZ

[locokarma]

it's okay norm.... really.

[Norm357]

Originally posted by locokarma
it's okay norm.... really.

:p PPPPFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Toeknee112]

HUMOR folks!
The Onion has some really funny satire. The Daily Probe (www.dailyprobe.com) is another one.

[jaunt10]

calm down i got it

[down and out]

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[Norm357]

Originally posted by down and out
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Damn that old man gets around! LOL very funny!
:D

[Jynkxxie]

Originally posted by Norm357
Damn that old man gets around!!

Like a record!

He He He I am loving it...err..Down & Out!

[EricTheBald]

Originally posted by gdowkpc
Does he avoid alcohol all together?

Yeah. He's a Friend of Bill.