And what do MJ and plastic bags have in common??
They should both be kept away from small children..
And once again all the old jokes come out.....................
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11-24-03 03:03 PM #16
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he-he I get it now... ZNNHence my comment about AustraliaIn God We Trust!!!
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nother old joke
What does Walmart and MJ have in common?
They both have boys pants half off:DIn memory: Officer August M. Tefts Jr. May 10, 1958 to Dec 23, 2005.
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Nasty!
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11-24-03 04:20 PM #20
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I heard it this way:Originally posted by Jack D
And what do MJ and plastic bags have in common??
They should both be kept away from small children..
:D
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.
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11-25-03 12:29 PM #21
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We all heard it slightly differently. Although there is a common theme than involves MJ fiddling kiddies... :eek:Originally posted by Toeknee112
I heard it this way:
Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous to children. The other is used to hold groceries.
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11-25-03 12:41 PM #22Jynkxxie Guest
LOL Too Funny! ;)
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11-25-03 02:20 PM #23
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When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Ouchies! Not heard that one before! :D
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11-25-03 08:52 PM #25
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This one is bad, and probably inappropriate.
Q. What do you call Michael Jackson in a sleeping bag?
A. A fruit rollup.Made In Canada
I'm digging my way to something better
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