Push, Push Pass.

[Big Sexy]

Just a little pet peeve of BIG's.

People, when you decide you have to go to the ATM, know how much money you need before you get there.

After you've entered all your information, is not the time to ponder on how much you want to withdraw. See that line of people/cars?? Well guess what Sherlock, we're waiting to use the mofo as well!! And we would appreciate it, if you hurried up removed your cash and quickly moved your @$$!!! Push, push pass mofo; push, push pass!!!

It isn't rocket science. You're not curing cancer. Hell, you're not pondering life. If you're too stupid to think about how much you need, before you even get to the damn ATM, then you really don't need the cash in the first place.

[highwayman]

Just a little pet peeve of BIG's.

People, when you decide you have to go to the ATM, know how much money you need before you get there.

After you've entered all your information, is not the time to ponder on how much you want to withdraw. See that line of people/cars?? Well guess what Sherlock, we're waiting to use the mofo as well!! And we would appreciate it, if you hurried up removed your cash and quickly moved your @$$!!! Push, push pass mofo; push, push pass!!!

It isn't rocket science. You're not curing cancer. Hell, you're not pondering life. If you're too stupid to think about how much you need, before you even get to the damn ATM, then you really don't need the cash in the first place.

Oh c'mon, don't you love watching the ones who have no money in their account and still sit there sucking up all the attention in their Lexus, pretending they don't know how to use the new ATM's? :D

"Oh my god, sir, I just put a $100 bill in the withdrawal slot by mistake thinking that it's the deposit slot, can you help me get my money back?"
(above story is true)

[MDEMT280]

As unsafe as it is, if I make any time-consuming transactions, like deposits, I usually do it late at night. For any withdraws, I love the "Fast Cash" option. Card in - type PIN - hit Fast Cash $60 - take money, card, receipt, and go away.

My biggest peeve with drive-up ATMs are the people who can't freakin' drive, though. It's a machine in a wall. It does NOT take twelve tries to get close enough. And when you DO get close and conduct your transaction, MOVE. Don't sit there for an extra ten minutes doing your checkbook balancing or whatever. I always grab my money, receipt, card, etc., then pull into a parking space to put everything away. Why can't others have the same courtesy?

[Aussie George]

I hear you Big Sexy.

I stood behind this little old lady the other day (no joke) and she did balance checks on about 3 accounts and fumbled away for about ten minutes. The only reason I did not walk away was that I began to get worried that some young punk might see her and roll her (although after about 5 minutes i was getting pretty ticked off and was nearly ready to feed her to wild dogs.)

After about ten minutes I was just going to push her out the way and give $50 and tell her to get lost.

In the end she gave up and walked inside the branch without even getting any money!! :mad: :mad:

[Creeker]

I hear you Big Sexy.

I stood behind this little old lady the other day (no joke) and she did balance checks on about 3 accounts and fumbled away for about ten minutes. The only reason I did not walk away was that I began to get worried that some young punk might see her and roll her (although after about 5 minutes i was getting pretty ticked off and was nearly ready to feed her to wild dogs.)

After about ten minutes I was just going to push her out the way and give $50 and tell her to get lost.

In the end she gave up and walked inside the branch without even getting any money!! :mad: :mad:

Whatever happened to those old fashioned boat horns that screwed onto a can of air? They still make those? I swear I'm going to start using them in the grocery store someday soon... :mad:

[schrute]

Preach on brother Big!:D

My favorite is the one who waits for 10 minutes in the aforementioned line and then when it's their turn doesn't have their card out yet and spends another 10 minutes rummaging through their purse trying to find the thing.

[Kate]

The differences between how a woman and a man uses a drive-through banking machine. Here is his and hers Automatic Teller Machine (ATM) usage explained...


HIS

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN number and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt



HERS

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it

9. Enter PIN number

10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Re-enter correct PIN number

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. STOP

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in gear, reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Travel 3 miles

41. Release parking brake

[SSA1811]

I've always wondered why drive-up ATM's have braille characters - are there really that many blind people driving around?


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[highwayman]

I've always wondered why drive-up ATM's have braille characters - are there really that many blind people driving around?

Just look at the accident headlines each day, if they had their eyes open and on the road we wouldn't have so many traffic accidents ;)

So I figured they put the Braille dots on the ATM to remind drivers of those "blind" folks, and if they see them to engage in defensive driving. :D

(and how come I can't rep anybody lately, everybody's maxed out)

[sparty]

I've always wondered why drive-up ATM's have braille characters - are there really that many blind people driving around?


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I've wondered the same thing. I've also wondered why the McDonalds near my house has a sign at the drive-thru that says: "Picture menus available upon request." If you can't read, how are you going to know that?

[Hockey9019]

I've wondered the same thing. I've also wondered why the McDonalds near my house has a sign at the drive-thru that says: "Picture menus available upon request." If you can't read, how are you going to know that?

Those are for the "special people" :D

[Law Knight]

I still remember the first time I used my ATM card. It was only a few months ago and there was a line of people behind me and I had never used one before. I almost got out and asked the guy next to me how to do it but then I figured it out.

[highwayman]

The differences between how a woman and a man uses a drive-through banking machine. Here is his and hers Automatic Teller Machine (ATM) usage explained...

So, Kate is this what you are trying to tell us?

[PVPD124]

I've always wondered why drive-up ATM's have braille characters - are there really that many blind people driving around?

What I want to know is...Why do the banks keep the vault doors open all day, but chain the pens to the counter tops?!?

[Robb]

People at the ATM can be annoying, but nothing is worse then people at the drive up windows making deposits. They never sign the checks or fill out the deposit slips until they get to the window, then they realize they don't have a pen, and sometimes they even do each deposit one at a time instead of all at once, now thats a real pain in the ***. If you find yourself doing any one of these things just be aware that you have many enemies, myself included.