Don't be like me........

[ChesCopPodz]

Because I'm an idiot.

Thoughtlessly grabbing a plate that had just been in the microwave for the last 4 minutes without a potholder is stupid. Sitting here on the computer telling about said incident while index finger and thumb are blistering isn't much better.

This is a public service announcement: Don't be like me

On a side note, I think I can sue the manufacturer of the microwave for millions of dollars now because they didnt post sufficient warning that things may be hot when you take them out of the microwave.






























The above part is fictional, at least the last paragraph. I'm not really going to sue.

[bluelightzgrl]

Alrighty than, good job! Well, you don't want to touch the microwave we have in our office. That thing will scold anything in less than a minute!

[Darin]

I say sue...early retirement!!!!!

[Sierra]

Alrighty than, good job! Well, you don't want to touch the microwave we have in our office. That thing will scold anything in less than a minute!

Microwave: "Are you having a microwave burrito again? Haven't you had enough of those things yet? Don't you know how unhealthy they are for you? Look at that uniform, it's a mess! And now you are going to drip burrito sauce all over it too, aren't you? And do you plan on cleaning up the mess you make inside me this time? And while we're at it ...."

Officer: "Shaddup before I burn a bag of popcorn in you again. I warned you about scolding me in front of the other guys!"

Microwave: "..."

[mxwelch]

Don't be like me either because I also am an idiot. I wals out of Lowes yesterday and for some reason I thought I drove my truck, when in fact I really drove the car. I walked the parking lot twice before I realized my error. I walked right by the car twice. I feel like an idiot.:D

Too many hours this week...

[Super Six 5]

Ches, have you ever watched the movie "Grandma's Boy?"

[ChesCopPodz]

Negative, should I?

[Super Six 5]

Yes sir. There's a scene with the main character that you'd identify with when he heats food up in his Grandma's stove because she doesn't have a microwave. Beyond that, it's a pretty funny flick. Adam Sandler's company produced it and it starred all his friends from his other movies.

If you've got little ones, don't let them watch it - it's not suitable for them.

[Novichok]

Negative, should I?

EVERYONE should!

"The phone's for you. I think it's the devil!"

[Super Six 5]

"The phone's for you. I think it's the devil!"

"Dude...I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."

[serenityBlue]

Ouch!!

to stop the blistering run under cold water for very long time, then wrap in cling film. It works (personal experience :rolleyes

[kazz]

Because I'm an idiot.

Thoughtlessly grabbing a plate that had just been in the microwave for the last 4 minutes without a potholder is stupid. Sitting here on the computer telling about said incident while index finger and thumb are blistering isn't much better.

This is a public service announcement: Don't be like me

On a side note, I think I can sue the manufacturer of the microwave for millions of dollars now because they didnt post sufficient warning that things may be hot when you take them out of the microwave.


The above part is fictional, at least the last paragraph. I'm not really going to sue.

Don't be like me either because I also am an idiot. I wals out of Lowes yesterday and for some reason I thought I drove my truck, when in fact I really drove the car. I walked the parking lot twice before I realized my error. I walked right by the car twice. I feel like an idiot.:D

Too many hours this week...

I think telling US is the indication of your woes!! LOL

Thanks for sharing and making me feel oh so clever :p

[serenityBlue]

Thanks for sharing and making me feel oh so clever :p

ROFL

[AndyG]

Ouch! Gonna have to send this one back through Microwave training courses.

[ChesCopPodz]

Yes, but in the act of burning myself, I did manage to program it to record my favorite TV shows. :D