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    hhahaha I just figured out both pictures are from the same story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by normal1 View Post
    Are you thinking of this one:



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    Yep, that's the one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    George ya jerk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    George ya jerk....
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    and the happy ending...



    happy now Norm?

    We were discussing it in the verified section and all saying how we wished it was you getting taken down. :D:D
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    Working here in the ER one night, we had some nut try to grab at one of the officers guns while in handcuffs. Talk about a sinking feeling watching it :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey9019 View Post
    Working here in the ER one night, we had some nut try to grab at one of the officers guns while in handcuffs. Talk about a sinking feeling watching it :eek:
    I was assisting two officers who had arrested some POS one night when he started going for my partners gun. I began to wind up for a few quick kidney jabs to convince him otherwise when another cop gave him one of the fastest, hardest smacks to the mouth I have ever witnessed. Took the fight right out of him and split his lip open.

    Crook apologised for his actions after and realised that had he got the gun out, he would not have had a chance to fire it.;)

    Ironically the officer he was trying to disarm was left handed (neither me nor the third officer in the incident realised in the dark). All the crook would have got hold of was a radio and all he would have been able to do was transmit the sound of him getting a fat lip. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    I was assisting two officers who had arrested some POS one night when he started going for my partners gun. I began to wind up for a few quick kidney jabs to convince him otherwise when another cop gave him one of the fastest, hardest smacks to the mouth I have ever witnessed. Took the fight right out of him and split his lip open.

    Crook apologised for his actions after and realised that had he got the gun out, he would not have had a chance to fire it.;)

    Ironically the officer he was trying to disarm was left handed (neither me nor the third officer in the incident realised in the dark). All the crook would have got hold of was a radio and all he would have been able to do was transmit the sound of him getting a fat lip. :D
    lol CLASSIC! - Btw, thanks for clearing up the story and for the nifty pictures!

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    happy now Norm?

    We were discussing it in the verified section and all saying how we wished it was you getting taken down.
    LOL.:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by normal1 View Post
    lol CLASSIC! - Btw, thanks for clearing up the story and for the nifty pictures!
    No probs. i like pic No. 4 where the big guy in the green is winding up with a big right!

    Also note the EMS guy in the blue gloves getting in amongst it all. Nice work.

    From memory it was after a vehicle collision, hence the EMS guy being involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norm357 View Post
    LOL.:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by highwayman View Post
    Is this Russian, looks Slavic to me.

    It's Polish.

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    (The Turtles Bite)


    the sign does not mention whether they are teenage mutants and/or ninjas or not.




    EDIT: Wow... not only did someone beat me to the translation, but someone beat me to the TMNT joke as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grift View Post
    It's Polish.

    It means:


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    (The Turtles Bite)


    the sign does not mention whether they are teenage mutants and/or ninjas or not.




    EDIT: Wow... not only did someone beat me to the translation, but someone beat me to the TMNT joke as well...
    LOL!!!

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