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    Quote Originally Posted by SSA1811 View Post
    Can anyone tell me why the next round was an "owweee!"?
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    Live ammo including slugs, and 00 buck never got to my Ray-Bans, so the Simunitions with their negiligible recoil didn't have a chance.

    Next .....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSA1811 View Post
    Live ammo including slugs, and 00 buck never got to my Ray-Bans, so the Simunitions with their negiligible recoil didn't have a chance.

    Next .....?
    My next guess is your right palm got pinched when you racked the round.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSA1811 View Post
    I just scanned in an old photo of myself from an Agency Newletter (circa 1999), unfortunately, my scanner is older than the picture, and I do not have a decent photo editor (unless MS Paint counts).

    Nevertheless, it is a picture of me demonstrating what "Simunitions" will do to a stack of cardboard target backers at 15 yards, and therefore why protective gear is important.

    This was the fourth round of a rapid fire five round string for the "photo op". Can anyone tell me why the next round was an "owweee!"?



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    Valor55,

    You must be a Firearms Instructor - that is known as the "870 Pinch".

    It was a hot day, I was perspiring, and my hands were sweaty ....
    after each round my hand kept sliding down until "oowweee!"!!


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    my wife and i had our first ultra sound today....

    Little Georgina (and no Stefan, i am not really considering that name seriously:D, but since you named him/her I keep referring to it as Georgina)...

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    Aussie George,

    Congratulations to you and your wife. I look at the ultra-sounds and want to say "outstanding", but I don't really have a clue what I'm looking at, other than a wonderful new life!

    Perhaps that is more than enough!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SSA1811 View Post
    Aussie George,

    Congratulations to you and your wife. I look at the ultra-sounds and want to say "outstanding", but I don't really have a clue what I'm looking at, other than a wonderful new life!

    Perhaps that is more than enough!


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    Yeah, the pics don't do it justice, but when you are there watching this blob of black and white and all of a sudden you see a little baby appear....WOW!!!!

    The head is to the right of the pic as you lok at it and he/she is lying on their back and facing the left. There is a white patch in front of the forehead. It is not an abnormal growth, that is a hand clenched in front of her/his face.

    The little heart was beating and it has two legs and two arms and a brain and little bits in side it that all seemed in place (according to the operator).

    Was amazing!!! Well worth taking the day off for!! :D
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    Also she showed us a front on image...

    Damn I hope it gets better looking with time!!! :D:D

    If not, must take after my mother in law!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSA1811 View Post
    I just scanned in an old photo of myself from an Agency Newletter (circa 1999), unfortunately, my scanner is older than the picture, and I do not have a decent photo editor (unless MS Paint counts).

    Nevertheless, it is a picture of me demonstrating what "Simunitions" will do to a stack of cardboard target backers at 15 yards, and therefore why protective gear is important.

    This was the fourth round of a rapid fire five round string for the "photo op". Can anyone tell me why the next round was an "owweee!"?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    Little Georgina (and no Stefan, i am not really considering that name seriously:D, but since you named him/her I keep referring to it as Georgina)...
    Great to see that an old bag like me can be good for something. If you don't like Georgina, call her Stefanie:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by patchcop View Post
    Great to see that an old bag like me can be good for something. If you don't like Georgina, call her Stefanie:D
    Funnily enough, the other day i had a feeling it was a girl, then you called her/him Georgina, then my grandmother sent us some baby clothes and they were all pink....hmmmm.

    We don't find out the sex for a while but I reckon girl.

    Maybe we could start a book on it!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    my wife and i had our first ultra sound today....
    Awesome man, all that skydiving and helicopter riding's nothing compared to the wild ride you're on now. And a girl. :D I didn't read too many old posts, but is this your first?

    Whether it is or not, congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    Little Georgina (and no Stefan, i am not really considering that name seriously
    name it Greg if its a boy....or a girl for that matter
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