Favorite RP member quotes

[seltzer]

Let's try this, what are some of your favorite quotes from RP members?

Switchback told some troll not to mess with Star, or he'd be forced to kick him to sleep! Love that one!

Tx-I'm not reading THAT! and "I'm sofa king confused"!!! classic!

Star-I'll kick you in the junk if ...........

Somebody has a sniper message in their sig...Assistance from a Distance..that is pretty cool.

sbrad for this: http://forums.realpolice.net/showpos...45&postcount=6

There are many, many others, what are some of yours?

[TALLON]

This masterpiece from DC.

http://forums.realpolice.net/showpos...9&postcount=37

[Kimble]

Okay, I don't know if I have a favorite quote, per say. However, I do love it when someone asks a really stupid question that is meant to be totally serious. These are especially common in the Ask-A-Cop and Background Checks areas. People that come on there, who are not trolls just looking to get a rise, but who have a serious question that makes you realize they're operating on about 1/2 a brain cell. This one is a clear illustration of what I'm referring to (name changed to protect the idotic):

From what I understand, any use of mushrooms at any time is an automatic disqualifier for an LEO position.

What exactly do they mean by "mushrooms?" Because when I was like 5 or 6, I think I took a chomp out of a mushroom growing in the grass in the backyard...

...This sounds retarded but I'm dead serious

[fenderbender]

My favorites are in my signature. I still laugh everytime I see the one by MORA. :D

[Coastie 585]

I really have a liking to the one in my sig. And one I recieved in a PM, but as the name says, thats a "Private Message". ;)

[Samuel]

I dunno, maybe it's me, but anytime/everytime someone says "Dirt Nap", I'm LMAO! :D

Come to think of it, I was also the only person in the theater laughing at:

Private Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Door Gunner: "Easy! You just don't lead them so much!"
http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/mp3...et=lead_em.mp3

[Star]

Yeah, that Mora comment made me laugh so hard. She's a doll!!! I'd have to do some research because there are so many here that make me laugh! :D

[seltzer]

I gotta toss babysmamadrama into this mix with:

You can be two things to your department, an asset, or an asshat. Choose wisely

Excellent advice! :p

[seltzer]

Yes, it would appear that he is baiting. And it appears that he's had some experience at this and is good at it, thus making him a (all together now, folks)
master baiter.

DCLaw