Texas Interstate Highways
Having returned to the wonderful cold state of Kansas, I
would like to explain the Texas interstate highway system
to any future visitors.
With three lanes on each side, it works as follows.
Outside lane is labeled FAST.
Middle lane is labeled FASTER.
Inside lane is labeled Oh, my God!
Once you see your first accident on the inside lane
you will understand
PS, I think the locals think the speed limit is a suggestion.
On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL