As none of us know the future (except for death and taxes), all life's events are unexpected. How that pushes one towards the "rebirth" you so desperately need to engage in by acting like an infant and gaining sexual gratification from wearing a diaper is beyond me.
I, too, am not sure what you expect to "teach" us. I, for one, do not expect to be a "student" of your chosen lifestyle and no one else here has expressed to me any similar desires.
Aw crap....where's FoodStamps? :-)
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.