better late then never

[tbk]

Should have stopped here first before asking my other question, but hello. New guy from New England, looking to become an officer. more about me, including all my secrets can be learned in the background question section (sorry tried to link to it but forum won't allow it)
including the fact that yes, I am a lawyer. But as I stated, not a criminal one. I represent kids in relation to abusive parents. and do real estate law.

I am also pretty thick skinned, so let the lawyer jokes begin. I'll start:

4 things about lawyers
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had
pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side
to spit on.

2. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.

3. How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then he
lies on the other.

4. How many lawyer jokes are there? Only One. The rest are true stories.

or

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he would swerve to hit him. There would be a loud "thud" and then he would swerve back on the road.

As the truck driver drove along one day, he saw a Priest hitch-hiking, he pulled over and asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?" The Priest said he was on his way to his church up the road. "I'll give you a lift."

The Priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly, the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. At the last minute, he remembered he had a Priest in the truck and swerved back onto the road. Even though he knew he missed the lawyer, he still heard a loud "thud."

Unsure of where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors. When he didn't see anything, he turned to the Priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit a lawyer."

The Priest replied, "That's OK, I got him with the door.


Applying to Austin.

[Outshined]

Good luck you black blooded bastard.

[SANE-A30]

welcome

[tbk]

Good luck you black blooded bastard.

Is that a crack in your frostiness towards my kind?

[SANE-A30]

Is that a crack in your frostiness towards my kind?

with shines post a 100% gauranteed crack but it just means he likes you