Hi folks, I'm Magprob, a retired Federal Prison Guard and Probation Officer. When I am not working in my wood shop I am writing and I have written a book about Probation. Did you hear about the two prison inmates that were making love when the one on top said,"hey, theres a green bean on my whanger!" The one on the bottom turned and looked him square in the eye and said, "well for two packs of camels what do you want, the whole salad bar?" I am sorry but my life's work has twisted me and although I am not a mean person, I love to watch them squirm! Anyhooters, thrilled to meet ya!
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12-28-05 09:58 PM #1
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Howdy do!
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12-28-05 10:08 PM #2
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Welcome to RP. I think I'm going to be sick.:D
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12-29-05 12:16 AM #3
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12-29-05 12:45 AM #4
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12-29-05 09:11 AM #5
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12-29-05 11:38 AM #6
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OMG ROFL :eek:
Welcome to RP :D7 foot pursuits and counting......
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12-29-05 05:48 PM #7
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12-29-05 05:52 PM #8
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12-29-05 07:30 PM #9
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Welcome to RP...we can never have too many Probation Officers around here
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12-29-05 08:16 PM #10Jynkxxie Guest
Did someone say hooters?
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12-29-05 09:39 PM #11
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http://www.odmp.org/officer/19922-po...dexter-hammondWhy is it that all these jerkoffs seem to know about the right to remain silent, but I have yet to find one of them to actually exercise that right. -Legoate
http://www.odmp.org/officer.php?oid=105
http://www.odmp.org/officer.php?oid=18531
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12-31-05 12:22 PM #12
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01-05-06 08:17 PM #13
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Walk the Walk
Now a days, I only Walk the Walk when a youngster needs to observe how it's done. I really don't need to walk anywhere since I gottem bringin it to me. When you figure that out, just talkin the talk will suffice.
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01-05-06 08:40 PM #14
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01-05-06 10:49 PM #15
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A simple matter of perspective I reckon.
It may be PO PO to you but as my brother the plumber once told me, "your shi* is my bread and butter!" Meanwhile, as we sit here a boondoggling, filthy outlaw bikers are breeding like rats in California and spreading east. Listen for the roar of Harleys. You will hear it in the distance like thunder. And then, wafting in on the breeze, will come the scent of dried blood, semen and human grease...the noise will grow louder and then they will appear, on the west horizon, eyes bugged and bloodshot, foam on the lips, chewing some rooty essence smuggled in from a foreign jungle...they will ravish your women, loot your liquor stores and humiliate your mayor on a bench on the village square...and all because you wanted to burn a little comp time. Yep, all of this because you had to burn some comp time!
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