A corrections officer lines up the inmates on his block and announces: "Due to laundry shortages, there will be no exchange of uniforms or linens this week". A groan goes up from the population. He continues, "The good news, however, is there will be an underwear exchange". Murmers of relief are heard among the prisoners. The officer takes out a roster and begins to announce, "Johnson will exchange with Hendricks. Smith will exchange with Gonzales. Jones will exchange...."
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LMFAO!! I saw where that was going from the start. ;)