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    You just gotta realize he is hard of hearing and cranky, and try to speak up more clearly next time and make it perfectly clear what you were saying so there is no misinterpretation. You gotta try not to get mad at the old guy, recognizing the issue at hand.

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    Oh, the things they don't show you in the recruiting videos!


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    You know an Army video is bad when it's hard for someone to make jokes about the Navy after seeing it....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by CCBlueMan View Post
    Oh, the things they don't show you in the recruiting videos!
    I have yet to experience anything I saw in a recruiting video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roshambo View Post
    I have yet to experience anything I saw in a recruiting video.
    LMFAO. I have to admit I had a lot better luck during my ten years in the Air Force, though. In fact it was all better than anyone ever described. But I do know folks in the sista services that would agree with you, lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roshambo View Post
    I have yet to experience anything I saw in a recruiting video.
    I enlisted just barely prior to Vietnam. In fact the Gulf of Tonkin incident occurred while I was in basic.

    But anyway, the big push was to send you to a school. All the propaganda was "Join the Army and learn a trade". You took the usual battery of tests and they gave you a list of schools you were eligible for.

    The recruiter handed me the list I could attend and I handed it back and said, "I don't want to learn a trade, I just wanna kill guys". I could tell by the look on his face that my days as a comedian would be severely limited. I took the list back and selected "Field Radio Repair" I assumed I would have a bright and profitable future as a TV repairman......

    Now that I think about it, I really did end up doing what I joked about and never have fixed a television......
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    Weird. I've never seen a wood submarine before.

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    Not a sub; it's just the way living quarters or hootches look over there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trip View Post
    Not a sub; it's just the way living quarters or hootches look over there...
    I think you missed the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeG View Post
    I think you missed the joke.
    I'm sure I did, Mike. I miss a lot of jokes I'm Polish. (and Irish, and this and that and this and that....)

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