Location: Middle part of Kansas, just a few trees and not quite FLAT
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this law enforcement work is so hard........
I am in dispatch when there is a loud knock on the front door of the courthouse. I go out to see who it is. There is a young man (about 3rd grade)
on his bike holding a cat.
I ask if I can help him. The young man asks what to do with the cat. He found it sitting in the middle of the street. I tell him to take the cat back where it was and set it on the curb so it can go home when it gets hungry.
He nods and away he goes on his bike still holding the cat.
Of course, now the city guy owes me a small favor. He would have been really pissed to come to the courthouse for this call while football was on.
(for you big city folks, the PD Officer was on call til he came out.
Which is about the same time the football game got over
Sundays are pretty rough around here)
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Location: Middle part of Kansas, just a few trees and not quite FLAT
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Originally Posted by WilliamTomFrank
You're heartless Kels. Heartless.
dont even go there, LOL, I rode with a four man PD in Oklahoma while attending Community College. At least we dont shoot vehicles for fleeing and eluding. (of course that was 25 years ago......)
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If you are over the age of 3
and not a Native American,
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one thing. Nevermind, I got to quit
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Used to be, if someone committed a felony, then fled, all you had to do was warn them 1 time, then you could shoot them down....or shoot at them anyway. At least thats how it was here in OK.
Now you got the whole "wasn't posing any threat" argument.
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We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail. Peace and Freedom will prevail!***George W. Bush
I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! ~ Col. Nathan Jessup, A Few Good Men
If you like cats, don't click on that link. NOT KIDDING.
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Location: Middle part of Kansas, just a few trees and not quite FLAT
Posts: 2,735
Mayberry........
Yeah, I am pretty sure it is around here somewhere.
However it isnt here, we dont have a jail.:grin:
But on the bright side, we get Burger King or McDonalds
after midnight if we take a road trip to the next county
to drop your assets off at the Jails we use.
PS, you might ask Creeker how lovely western Kansas is.
He has a few choice words about it after driving home
from his last vacation
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