Yeah, they're not stupid, just delusional. There was one we used to call the rat lady. She would always begin the conversation talking about the rats in the city (rodents, not politicians) and then end up telling you bizarre gossip about celebrities and their relationships with space aliens.
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
My Little Buddy
I have a distant relative who has some type of psychological illness. He was once a teacher before the condition deteriorated. He will research something to the bone if he has some interest in it. He actually doesn't really like police but is always nice to me if I see him at a function.
"Knowing what you stand for limits what you fall for"
"Hey, I don't know everything just because I'm a CJ student...I know everything because I'm a female." -PathosLogos
I always tell crazy people to make sure they spend extra on Reynold's Wrap, because the generic aluminum foil still allows 38 percent of the government rays and lasers to pass through.
Pittsburgh Pirates- 1st place NL Central 7/15/11
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards wont get away this time
An amateur will train until they get it right. A professional will train until they can't get it wrong.
I referred the guy who save all his poo because he was being poisoned with invisible gas to the county health department. I told him to save a sample a day in tupperware containers for 6 weeks, then bring it all to the health department. I really hope he didn't remember my name when he showed up.
Pittsburgh Pirates- 1st place NL Central 7/15/11
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards wont get away this time
An amateur will train until they get it right. A professional will train until they can't get it wrong.
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies for everyone!
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
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It's hockey season. Time to put on the foil.
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Captain Frank Drebin, Police Squad!
EOW 11/28/2010
"Hello. My name is Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Detective Sergeant, Police Squad."
One hopes there is a special place in Hell for the evil people who make, trade, and possess child pornography. Until they get there, we are committed to putting them in jail. -- David Procopio, Massachusetts State Police
Nothing to see here, folks...
Move along.
Sometimes there's Justice...
and sometimes, there's Just Us
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In memory of DCLaw- EOW@RealPolice 02-20-2007.
We won't rest 'till we find the mutt.