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    I hate directing traffic for six hours...

    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
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    More importantly, did the flames ruin the Donut Smell in the car in some sore Karmic disharmony and retribution? Where were the Wondernut Twins today?

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    Lol @ mike... Yeah six hours I think I would be a tad bit cranky myself. Did it overheat? What caused the fire?

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    I hated directing traffic for 15 seconds....
    Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by retdetsgt View Post
    I hated directing traffic for 15 seconds....
    Me too

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    What about the street department, didn't they have road blockers in your state? I feel with you , six hours stupid questions about "Where can I go now? Is the road closed? I have to ride this way, my house is over there!........"
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    lol @ patch... yep I'm sure that's what they was saying last week on my way to work I was stopped by a snail pace of a train after waiting approx 20 minutes for this train to pass we could finally go just as I was about to cross over the tracks the arm came down again....I was so aggravated... made me twenty five minutes late for work... six hours is a long time to be standing in the heat too :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by patchcop View Post
    I feel with you , six hours stupid questions about "Where can I go now? Is the road closed? I have to ride this way, my house is over there!........"
    Funny, different country, same complaints.
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    I also directed traffic for close to 6 hours on a major wreck. Unfortunately for us, the wreck happened at a major intersection near a school, and the intersection was the two busiest routes for school traffic. I swear to God, I was ready to kill the next soccer mom with a cell phone stuck to her ear who tried to go around my car.
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    Go around your car?? That's kind of rude but that's what happens when you yack on the phone and not pay attention to the things happening around you I'm the soccer mom that they get mad at bc I come
    To a complete stop until they signal. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    Go around your car?? That's kind of rude but that's what happens when you yack on the phone and not pay attention to the things happening around you I'm the soccer mom that they get mad at bc I come
    To a complete stop until they signal. Lol

    You cant imagine how terrible people are. They think everything applies to everyone else and who are we to inconvenience them...
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    Yep, who'd have thought that the police car blocking both lanes of traffic meant to try to squeeze past it by using the bike lane and driving the passenger side of the car up onto the curb to get around it?
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    Yeah.... I think she would have gotten a ticket...lol that's crazy

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    Or the one we get heaps at the moment "The GPS says I have to go down there"

    It's enough to make you want to rip it off the dash and throw it over a fence
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    Yep, who'd have thought that the police car blocking both lanes of traffic meant to try to squeeze past it by using the bike lane and driving the passenger side of the car up onto the curb to get around it?
    I was at a structure fire once, blocking the road, lights going, me on the road waving cars away, even had the message board on the back of the car saying "ROAD CLOSED", not to mention the 10 or so fire appliances.

    One woman drove straight at us and asked "is the road closed" - met with blank stare

    "why are you closing the road?" - reply:
    "its part of industrial action, we are going to close a main road a day until we get our payrise"
    Met with suprise from the what you would call a "soccer mum" with "Ok, good luck, we support you"

    THESE PEOPLE ARE BREEDING!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    Go around your car?? That's kind of rude but that's what happens when you yack on the phone and not pay attention to the things happening around you I'm the soccer mom that they get mad at bc I come
    To a complete stop until they signal. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesCopPodz View Post
    I also directed traffic for close to 6 hours on a major wreck. Unfortunately for us, the wreck happened at a major intersection near a school, and the intersection was the two busiest routes for school traffic. I swear to God, I was ready to kill the next soccer mom with a cell phone stuck to her ear who tried to go around my car.
    Was it the Gummy Bear truck hitting the Root Beer delivery truck?? I dreamed about that accident closing the schools from about 3rd through 5th grade. "Mom, don't even try for hours. It's closed. I'll call you when I clear a path."

    Probably wouldn't have worked. Women lose 50 IQ points when they turn their cell phone on. Another fifty is lost when the are on the hunt for their precious little snowflake. Agititate it with PMS and a teenage daughter and your basically screwed.
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