Why pants are important

[MikeG]

Cops: Police hazing included chili on penises

How Greg convinced them to go pants-less during their counterinsurgency training is beyond me. He should probably put off a trip to the Phillipines for a while as those recruits are probably a bit sore with him.

Those insurgents must be some evil b**tards if this is the kind of training they need to counter them.

Next time someone is concerned about getting pepper spray in the face, remind them of these training techniques.

[MikeG]

Also have to wonder the planning the RTO's went through.

Sgt. 'Okay, we have lots of standing at attention. Inspections and stuff. What else?"
RTO #1: "Well we can add lots of PT to tire them out and get them in shape." Sgt: Good.
RTO #2: "How about punishment runs and essays for any minor rule infraction?" Sgt: Okay, lets add that.
RTO #3: "We can oet them slowly add real uniform items as they achieve class goals culminating in the pinning of a badge on a complete uniform." Sgt: "Excellent idea."
Sgt: "Oh, one other idea came in from the LT related to his recent 'no pants training' order. How about we put condiments on their penises and use that to make our sandwiches!! Lt. fabulous was very excited about this new training and discipline it will instill."
RTO's: "Ummm, gee. The LT wants that? Well, we're ummm we're vegetarians so how about we stop before the sandwich bit. The LT can eat the sandwiches but we're gonna pass. Not knocking the LT's excellent idea, but dietary custom just is in the way. What kind of sandwich did the LT suggest he would like?"
Sgt: "The LT likes young baloney with hot sauce. He sent a case of hot sauce. You know how those command types are. He's going to demonstrate the first sandwich as an example."
RTO: "well, umm, okay. I guess we'll see how bad they want the job. They all know the LT is one hard core SOB. He was limped out of the Corps for his practice of the hot sauce "insult to injury" reach-around which he insisted was condiments and in full spirit of 'Sempre Fire', not an assault."

[Drummadude]

+1 Mike! That conversation literally made me LOL.

"The LT likes young bologna with hot sauce."

[Wolfman]

P.I. Homeland Security Manager: "Every time we remove the Chili, the terrorists win."