I want advice on getting the government to pay for some of the things I want and need. So many people who are not me get awesome perks from government funding. I want to be one of those people.
Any ideas?
I want advice on getting the government to pay for some of the things I want and need. So many people who are not me get awesome perks from government funding. I want to be one of those people.
Any ideas?
How about a career where they cover meals, housing, worldwide travel and a pension with benefits after 20 years ?
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You could just be happy with getting a good job and providing for yourself like the rest of us instead of leaching off of the rest of society like some others do.
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I suggest that you read some of the academic literature on the "free rider problem." (Whether or not you contribute income taxes, you'll still get, or already have gotten, these awesome perks: paved, efficiently operated interstate highways; admission, without charge, to national parks, the Smithsonian and other national museums in Washington, D.C.; assistance, without charge, from first responders in a crisis, assistance from food and water safety inspectors; access without charge to a public education for 12 years of your life; interest-free student loans to help you through college; protection of the military against invaders; etc., etc.)
Why seek something for nothing, when there's dignity and self-respect in paying your own way?
Last edited by S-99; 04-14-11 at 04:19 AM.
OK , you want to get some perks from the government- go to jail for a nice long time. Free housing and food and a great chance to meet friends for a lasting and meaningful relationship. Instead of sitting home playing video games and complaining you can work in the laundry section or build nice little bird houses in shop using cute little rubber hammers.
Last edited by icu650; 04-15-11 at 12:12 PM.
Even better, if you want to recieve "entitlement benifts" for longer than 1 year you are required to be neutered so it can't become an occupation and family tradition.
Hell, I just solved the econimic crisis !!!
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